simpleton 

A person lacking analytical thinking skills.

A simpleton's conclusion: "The NSA spies, therefore the Chinese do not."

simpleton by stroydex October 30, 2013

Simple Lampoon 

Making someone look silly with a beautifully simple act of mischievousness.

Originally from the UK TV series Peep Show

Mark: You know Kerry, cancer Kerry, I need to find out, for a friend, the name of that Chinese doctor she was raving about, do you remember?

Jez: Sure. It was Doctor Ying Fu Yip... Wang Shong... Pang Fang Wang... Dang Dong Ning Po Ku.

Mark: Oh right. I see. I get it. You were lampooning me. It was a simple lampoon.

Simple Lampoon by Simple Lampoon March 5, 2013

simple but effective 

A term used by Harry styles when Louis Tomlinson answered the question how would you ask a girl to marry you? with will you marry me

Int- how would you ask a girl to marry you?

Louis- Will you marry me?

Harry- simple but effective

simple but effective by Larry28_Stylinson April 9, 2021

simple soup 

A consolidation of utter basicness. Can refer to a gathering of basic bitches or boring-ass situations

If you are in an environment with more than one basic person, you might find yourself in a simple soup

simple soup by yousassinme February 26, 2015

simpleflips

A popular Super Mario 64 player who gets a lot of shoutouts and constantly gets stuck in gay baby jail.

Shoutouts to SimpleFlips.

Hey SimpleFlips, mom here again, my 13 year old son wants 5 dollars so he can "subscribe". I don't know what that is, but a quick Google search shows SimpleFlips subscribers are linked with an overdose of Toad faces. Can you explain this? - Sincerely, a concerned parent.

simpleflips by Galaxtic September 29, 2017

Simplisticate 

The act of making something easier, but with a good amount of depth.

I tried to simplisticate my evening routine with smart lighting all around the living room.

Simplisticate by anthumb May 24, 2022

Simple Dick 

No relations, no connections, no feelings.

Simply dick.

Jane was really stressed, but doesn't want a man. So she got some simple dick.

Hey yo gurl, you want some of dat simple dick.

Simple Dick by stoned manatee May 29, 2014