a showstopper 

A showstopper is a lady who is so exquisitely beautiful, so flawlessly graceful, and so sentillatingly sexy...that everything and everybody stops, when she appears!

All focus is on her!

Man, this girl was so fine, she made time stand still! She was a showstopper!

a showstopper by Knowledge Doctor May 4, 2008

sportsophrenia 

the sheer obsession with sports and a specific sports team to the extent that it affects your daily life and may become hazardous to your health

Lauren was such a sportsophrenia toward louisville basketball that she started crying when they lost.

sportsophrenia by sarah b 1650 February 13, 2009

shortstyle 

The act of taking a shit that only takes 3 minutes.

Hey man, let me shortstyle real quick before we take that call.

shortstyle by Jdawgin November 11, 2018

ShortStack

"A short girl, usually 5'4" or shorter, with an impressive bust or hip size, almost out of proportion to the size of her body. Shortstacks are usually curvy ranging from bust to ass.

i love shortstack weman what can i say?

ShortStack by Actual Shortstack March 14, 2023

Shitstopher Reeves 

When you take a shit for so long that you make your legs go numb. When you try and stand up you fall onto the floor.

Dude i sat on the toilet so long last night that i pulled a Shitstopher Reeves and smashed my head off the floor.

Shitstopher Reeves by CroppingMeat November 2, 2011

Sportstop 

A fictitious position on a sports team, invoked as a way to playfully mock others who are ignorant of whichever sport you happen to be discussing, with the target of this jest usually attempting to hide this fact. Name reminiscent of the "shortstop" position in baseball, which is a position that laymen to the sport have heard in general conversation, but likewise often times cannot visualize or describe.

Chuckford: "He was acting like a real know-it-all about the game, but a lot of what he was saying didn't seem to make sense."

Rastafarian Billy: "Did you ask him if he thought the guy playing sportstop was pushing it too wide?"

Chuckford: "Yes... and he agreed."

Sportstop by Defin-ite July 15, 2022

Sheboygan Showstopper 

The Sheboygan Showstopper is a sexual act in which the man inserts his penis and testicles inside a woman's (or man's) anus. The testicles will often become stuck inside the anus.

We were having butt sex when I accidentally gave her the Sheboygan Showstopper. I couldn't get my sack back out.

I needed to get home to have dinner with my mother so I ended her with a Sheboygan Showstopper

Sheboygan Showstopper by Shebagdad February 10, 2010