Your Mother was a Hamster and your Father Smelled of Elderberries

This is the greatest insult ever uttered in the history of mankind. It has been said that if a individual says this to another, they will be succumbed to the overwhelming Dankness they have experienced. Their bones will start to get weak, they will drop to their knees and beg for mercy. BUT! They will will be no forgiveness for those whose mother is a hamster and their father smells of elderberries! They will be forced to eat the unholy Lima Soy as punishment for their grave sin.

Your Mother was a Hamster and your Father smelled of Elderberries, enough said

Your Mother was a Hamster and your Father Smelled of Elderberries by YabaGabaGoo December 26, 2021

shellene

A boss ass bitch!

Look at that girl! She's a Shellene!! I wish I could be a Shellene 😩.

shellene by Aheeihevrkidheveyebfidbduebwie February 23, 2015

Shelleying

Next-level skiving. Raising avoidance of the workplace to an art form.

When I woke up today, the heating was nearly half a degree out of whack, so I obviously had to some Shelleying. I told my boss I had hypothermia and was in the spa by 9.30.

A sustained campaign of Shelleying had enabled Simon to write his first novel, a six hundred page meditation on one man’s struggle with devastating haemorrhoids.

Person 1: “Man, I’ve not been in to work on a Friday for 15 years. I tell them I’m working from home, but I’ve totally cracked out the gin by mid-morning.”
Person 2: “Dude, that is some epic Shelleying.”

Shelleying by Lancaster's Second Finest March 15, 2019

Shelley

One of the most amazing, outstanding people to ever come across. Shelley is quite hard to miss with her outstanding personality which is like no other, you'll never come across someone like Shelley ever again, so make sure you never leave her. Shelley, even having a wonderful name is also an amazingly beautiful person inside and out, Shelley is a stunningly attractive, very pretty person and stands out from everyone else because she is so great. If you ever come across Shelley be sure to make her feel happy.

Shelley's superb smile, eyes shine so bright, it melts anyone's heart within milliseconds, it is something you cannot miss. Her perfect blue eyes, boy oh boy you could stare at for the rest of your life and would still have not stared long enough. Now her smile... Well where can anyone start, it's something you'll only ever get to see in one life time, so make sure you don't miss it because seeing a smile like hers is like no other, it will make your stomach turn to jelly and you will suffer terrible but worthwhile butterflies. Shelley is filled full of happiness and laughter and being with her is one of the best things in the world.

Damn Shelley really has it all

Shelley by Anonymoususer69 August 14, 2014

shelley hennig 

the most beautiful and talented person in the entire world who myself and many others love with all of our hearts.

she's such an amazing human being, I will forever love Shelley Hennig with all of my heart!

shelley hennig by maliable August 18, 2017

Shelley

One of the nicest people in the world. So understanding, trustworthy and cheerful. She has amazing ideas and the best advice. Obsessed with musicals.She always thinks of the positive things and looks on the bright side. She is alsooo veryy pretty and funny. Shelley's are generally very talkative and stunning.
If ever I need to talk about something, Shelley is the person to go to.

Lucy: I need some advice, I know, I'll ask Shelley.

Shelley by LittleRave January 25, 2009

Shellena 

Shellena’s are rare to find. Shellena are some of the most beautiful girls ever. They are adorable. Shellena’s don’t take any bullshit. No matter who you are, you want a Shellena in your life. Once you start liking her, it's hard to stop, and it's hard to not like her. She will give you butterflies every time you see her, no matter how prepared you are for it. Shellena’s some times have you going crazy. Shellena’s have beautiful hazel eyes and usually don't know their own beauty. You will have the strongest crush of your life on a Shellena , and it will last a surprising amount of time. You'll always want to kiss her softly, hold her hand, hug her, and play with her hair, even though you know you can't. You will like her before you really even become friends, so be prepared. Consistent daydreams about her are also frequent. While with a Shellena, your heart will break because she isn't yours while you have butterflies because you're near her. Shellena’s won't want you to pay for things or give them your jackets, but do it anyway. Shellena’s deserve it all and more. Shellena is someone that knows the right things to say to make you smile, even when you are at your lowest. A girl who you'd want to make smile just because her smile is one of the most beautiful ones you have ever seen. Her personality is bubbly, and she is a bit weird. Her laughs and giggles are contagious since it will get everyone laughing too. She is one of the most beautiful beings in existence.

Shellena is just amazing!

Shellena by Annoying puppet November 20, 2018