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1) The fucking annoying commercials on tv that either make you want to kill yourself or the guy doing the commercial.

2) When you're having sex and then the girl stops and proclaims "you're real satisfying"
1) wow i fucking hate that commercial for shamwow bro

2)omg you are so good at sex. SHAMWOW
Shamwow by pjhockey3 May 19, 2009
a two handed handjob, done with bliss and speed. a very particular 78 degree spin must be made in alternating directions with both hands to succeed.

Finish with an orgasmic SHAMWOW!
come on baby....it's my birthday, give me a SHAMWOW!
Shamwow by ABCs? just have sex October 17, 2009
An alternative way of saying "That's what she said" which is more appropriate for use in public places or around children.
Shamwow.
Shamwow by Vince-Offer April 16, 2011
Verb, meaning to hit or strike someone. It's like roshambo, but with more feeling.
"You STFU! Don't make me come over there and shamwow your ass!"
shamwow by kittumkatzum June 12, 2009
Annoying ass product with annoying ass guy, never even consider buying it it doesnt even work.
Oh damn i spilt juice on the carpet, i might as well get the lighter cause shamwow blows dogs for quarters.
Shamwow by pointertubby April 1, 2009
Bro: Man, I had some awesome shamwow last night. I destroyed that ham wallet.
Shamwow by Skullfucked December 26, 2008