Service Wank

Having a wank just to 'clear the pipes' so to speak. Absolutely nothing to do with any sexual thoughts.

I was bored last night so had a service wank, it's been a few days and I didn't want to get clogged up

Service Wank by laurafrobisher January 22, 2015

Service advisor denial 

Where management drag a tech out to act as a service advisor and weeks later that person is in denial that they are now a service advisor. In the worst cases the new service advisor may be genuinly convinced that they will "go back into the workshop any day now".

Poor guy still thinks hes a mechanic. Epic case of service advisor denial.

Service advisor denial by Exodus June 9, 2018

service the furnace 

When someone eats your asshole right after you fart.

While making love, Carl ripped a mean fart and Becky proceeded to service the furnace.

service the furnace by Ned_Baf February 19, 2019

service turd

a waiter, waitress, or other retail worker who has a bad attitude or bad service.

My waitress at Olive Garden last night was a service turd. she took my menu before I had ordered!

service turd by professionalpotato June 7, 2016

service magnet 

A service magnet is a person that draws excellent service from businesses as a result of their pleasant attitude and patience with the service provider.

For example, during the busy retail season around Christmas, the service magnet is the person who is cheerful, patient and understanding and will typically get better service than the angry, demanding customer.

service magnet by krwinkler October 17, 2017

Service Dog 

Life saving floof.

Service dogs safe lives.

Service Dog by Floof Saves the Day May 17, 2022

Service 64 

The phrase said over the counter microphone whenever a hot chick enters certain food outlets. Should the phrase be unable to be said due to a female manager out back, a common practice is to press the special button 3 times on the till, displaying a message on the kitchen order screen of the same meaning.

Chick: *enters shop*
Sales assistant: "Service 64"
Kitchen staff: *stare through the food chute in awe*

Service 64 by King of 64 March 30, 2008