seaweed diet 

To smoke copious amounts of marijuana for an extended period of time.

Dude, I'm on the seaweed diet. I see weed and smoke it!

seaweed diet by captain stu July 22, 2010

Seaweed Bitch 

A girl who is so nasty she has algae on her nuva ring.

Dude my tinder date was a total seaweed bitch

Seaweed Bitch by Goose Honkers May 28, 2018

Seaweed Nips

When an intoxicated man getting sexual pleasure from placing salty seaweed upon each of one's sweaty nipples

Person: Dude, are those seaweed nips?
Dude: Yeah, it makes me feel like Aquaman

Seaweed Nips by ThE_Bo$s June 6, 2020

Seaweed Attack 

The act of being frightened by a piece of seaweed while swimming, usually thinking it is a giant fish trying to eat you.

The seaweed attacked me!
The girl used water shoes after her seaweed attack.

Seaweed Attack by Demonstrative Dodecagon May 16, 2011

Seaweed Head

When you die your hair green and it looks like ugli rotten seaweed. If you wear green clothes then you can become a seaweed person.

“Seaweed head”

Seaweed Head by Jojo fatty peanut February 27, 2019

seaweed afro head 

Is a person with big curly hair, usually out of control and pertaining more than just one color.

" I hate sitting behind her. I cannot see the board past her big seaweed afro head."

" Let's just hide the blunt in her seaweed afro head. They would never be able to find it."

seaweed afro head by JULIAGULIA92 November 15, 2011

seaweed whore 

your general run of the mill beach slut

stacey is such a seaweed whore

seaweed whore by lionheart2189 April 23, 2011