selling popcorn

Selling popcorn

The act of standing by and doing nothing to effect or change events but attracting attention to the event itself none the less.

I was getting the crap kicked out of me and my buddy Mike was just standing around selling popcorn.

selling popcorn by Nathan McIntosh April 25, 2004

selling petrol

Iconic lyric from The 1975s It's Not Living

Matty: dOinG whAt?
Fans: sElLinG pEtRol

selling petrol by isaiddhss:) October 19, 2019

penny stealing jew 

A Jew typically around the time of 1939 to 1945 (Or world war 2) That steals penny's

You penny stealing Jew! To the gas chambers with you!

penny stealing jew by Quite literally hitler July 23, 2017

stealing gender 

the declaration that one will be officially adopting the gender of another person.

"i really love insert character/persons! they're my favorite celebrity!"

"hey, you know insert character/persons, too? yeah, im an expert in stealing gender -- and they're next in line."

stealing gender by fairydoir February 19, 2021

Selling dreams 

1.The act of promising with no intent to act on it.
2.To intentionally deceive.

Guy: Hey boo we going to the show tonight?
Girl: Okay!!!
Guy: What time you want me to come get you?
Girl: I don't know yet, I'll call you when I'm ready.
Guy: Don't be selling dreams, you know I'm trying to get up with you.

*girl never calls and usually turns her phone off*

Selling dreams by Geri Young December 29, 2007

seaking 

A Seaking is a much like a koi goldfish, only it has a horn at the top of its head. It evolves from the Pokemon Goldeen at level 33 and can also learn an HM move (Waterfall). This move allows the trainer to travel up and down waterfalls at will. It also learns the attack Horn Drill, which, if it hits the opponent of a lower level, results in a one-hit KO. It has since become a meme under unknown circumstances, accompanied with the words, often in capital letters, "FUCK YEAH!" Though this went to a little bit higher level when it was revealed in the Diamond and Pearl games you could add letters to the Pokemon's entrance into battle, allowing you to use up to eight letters. Seaking has since been mixed with other Pokemon, such as Slowpoke, Bidoof, and/or Mudkip.

Gamer 1: Dude, I was using the Super Rod in the Safari Zone... You'll never guess what I found.
Gamer 2: I dunno... Slowbro? Dratini?
Gamer 1: SEAKING!
Gamer 1&2: FUCK YEAH!

seaking by Rival Blue December 24, 2007

selling cats 

Prostitution.

Did you see that birdman over there? He was selling cats!!

selling cats by sameopet January 21, 2013