Scragging

The art of grinding ones ass on any type of surface.

In his efforts to break in another new house, The Spic began scragging the shinny wooden floor.

by The Spic, B-ILL January 16, 2006

Scramming

When you're lazily scrolling through Instagram, you're scramming.

Scrolling + gramming = scramming

D: Whatcha doing?

B: Nothing really... just scrolling through Instagram.
D: Ah gotcha, you're just scramming.

by The Bambino624 October 27, 2019

Free Screening Syndrome

The human brain's ability to enjoy a mediocre or worse film way more than it should because said film was screened in advance or for free.

"George said that flick was really good, I thought it sucked."
"Yeah, but he saw it like two years ago when they were testing it. He thinks he's special. Free Screening Syndrome."

by The Fish September 3, 2007

Mountain scraping

When wiping your ass after dropping a monster deuce, you graze the top of turd mountain with the back of your hand.

I got this knuckle fudge from an unfortunate mountain scraping incident.

by Jason Forrester May 17, 2021

scrannage

like the word 'scran' meaning food

'yes dave, i'll take a bit of that scrannage. looks really tasty.'

by helicopterexplosionsociety March 1, 2007

scronking

A game where 2 or more men play conkers with Thier scrotums all saying no homo first to crack Thier balls wins
If more than 3 people play then they must form a circle

Guy 1: Last night me and the lads were scronking
Guy 2: wtf that sounds so gay
Guy 1: don't worry we all said"no homo"

by Mattyj006 February 25, 2020

Screening

When you read a BBM message without actually opening the conversation, so the sender does not know that it has been read. This makes it easier to avoid them because the sender is unaware they are being ignored.

I was so annoyed with Jake so I started screening his messages.

by Elsherzies July 9, 2011