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got goalkeeper doesn't mean cannot score goal 

Originally coined by unknown person of incredible literary talent, made popular by Anthony, this phrase is an analogy often used to encourage people pursuing someone of the opposite gender which is already attached.

This analogy is based on the empirical evidence of soccer matches with positive goals scored (n > 0), despite the presence of a goalkeeper intending precisely to stop that. Similarly, just because a girl (guy) has a boyfriend (girlfriend), doesn't mean that she (he) is automatically unavailable.

A skilled striker may still be able to score a goal despite the presence of a goalkeeper. Of course, the presence of a goalkeeper does increase the difficulty associated with goal-scoring.

This has led to phrases such as "I can't even score an open goal!" or "wow Kenji can score goal even with so many defenders!"

Note: the definition listed above in no way represents the attitude of the author towards the subject
A: "wow that girl is amazing! too bad she's already with that stud Anthony"

B: "what kind of defeatist attitude is that! don't you know, got goalkeeper doesn't mean cannot score goal!"

A: "alright i'm going for it! watch out Anthony!"

Scorsese Bomb 

A drink will knock you on your ass just like any movie by Martin Scorsese:

- 1 part red bull, for the movie Raging Bull of course
- 1 part cranberry juice, because Leo ordered that shit in the Departed and was a bonafide badass throughout
- 1 part tequila, because it'll get ya fighting with the cat sitting next to you, just like in Scorsese's movies

And boom you got yourself a Scorsese bomb, now say hi to your mother for me
"Ay barkeep gimme one of dem Scorsese bombs"

"Damn bro I didn't take you as the fighting type"

"Maybe I am, maybe I ain't, maybe go fuck yourself"

know the score 

The ability to clearly understand a situation, usually due to wisdom gained from personal experience.
The contractor estimated it will take two days to finish the job. But I know the score. It will actually take two weeks.
know the score by Wizard Glick November 18, 2015

floor score 

Sometimes also known as a "ground score". Generally drugs or money found on the floor of a club or on the ground.
"I made a floor score at the club last nite. "
or
"Oh look! Ground score!"
floor score by ATL HO November 3, 2004

Scoremuffs 

Imaginary article of clothing you wear when you DVR the game and you don't want to hear the results.
After recording the game I'll put on my scoremuffs and I won't listen to the radio or answer the phone. That way I know I won't find out the score.
Scoremuffs by odog22 November 15, 2009

Multiple Scoregasms 

repeatedly scoring points in a manner that is so awesome one might say "it was orgasmic"
Kimberly had multiple scoregasms in that sand volleyball game.
Multiple Scoregasms by cs987 April 9, 2011