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Chicken Nugget Scoon 

Someone who is book smart, but not necessarily street smart. Since they're rewarded for being bool smart, they start to believe that they are untouchable, but they'll more often than not get bullied because of a lack of self confidence in social situations to stick up for themselves. The only defense mechanism they know is to pretend like they don't care or that what they do to them doesn't hurt.
Duncan was being such a Chicken Nugget Scoon yesterday. They shoved him into his locker and all he could do was laugh because he didn't know what to do.
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Poon Scoon 

1. Dirty cunt ruffler 2. Someone who scoons poon
1. Your a poon scoon. 2. He's such a poon scoon.
Poon Scoon by B4C4S4e4 March 14, 2009

frothy scoon 

A word that others may think is a compliment, but you always know that you now own them with there unappealing scuzzyness .
frothy scoon by red@blue December 29, 2016

crack daddy scoon 

A good crack daddy whose last name is Scoon who says "no more" and chucks orange juice at a church
You're a good crack daddy Scoon.

peach scone

A person you may love and see a future with that could never happen because they may have either rejected you or be in a current relationship that halts the pursuit of each other. The person you love, the peach scone, normally would have no idea your love and may be mislead to think it as sincerity and kind gestures
Dude, that girl is so pretty, and kind, and we are just so connected. But she’s engaged to Adam. I guess she’ll be my peach scone forever
peach scone by Cornchips May 26, 2018

peach scone

Secret word for describing someone you love but can’t have.

Hobo Johnson
“She’s a Peach Scone
peach scone by lonelyyboii May 22, 2018