Schlumped

when you’re so high you physically can’t move and you have manual breathing instead of automatic breathing. once you become schlumped you might fall asleep or stay awake to reach your fall so you can smoke more.

She is so schlumped she hasn’t moved i. 15 minutes.

Schlumped by seductivecow July 5, 2018

Schloppenheimer 

Refers to the practice of oral sex during Christopher Nolan’s Oppenheimer (2023) so that the person finishes as the bomb explodes.

Me and the boys gonna get some Schloppenheimer before we see the Barbie movie.

Schloppenheimer by gamer343 July 11, 2023

schloaked

when a guy's small penis gets soaked with water

oh man, my schlong/schlort got schloaked yesterday!!

schloaked by k8ster April 3, 2009

Schloppy Top 

To get Brains, crazy messy head. I messy sloppy Blow Job.

I checked that G last night and she gave me some schloppy top.

Schloppy Top by Schloppy Top January 16, 2015

Schlapper 

The word "Schlapper" derives from the latin word "Slapper" or "Slag", also known as;

"tarts"
"hoes"
"sluts"
"wife"

Can usually be found gathered in large groups in trendy English nightclubs waiting to be picked up and given a severe dogging by intoxicated males.

Slags.

"I shagged this Schlapper jus last night."

Schlapper by Lucasofgy May 17, 2005

schlöpp

The HOTTEST and MOST EPIC discord user ever.

Person 1: Omg schlöpp youre so hot!
Schlöpp: Yeah, I know.

schlöpp by the real schlöpp May 9, 2020

schlopp 

v. tr. schlopps, schlopped, schlopping

1. To strike the face of another, resulting in a mushroom tattoo.
2. A wang slap.

"He finished that bitch off with a nice schlopping."
"You're going to get schlopped like a gaymo."

schlopp by D.T February 5, 2006