saved 

Someone who is Saved® has accepted Jesus as his or her personal Saviour and tithes to Landover Baptist or one of its subsidiaries. Those who are Saved(r) are the Lord's annointed or the "elect" and are assured of heaven in the hereafter.

He is Saved® and on his way to Glory.

saved by Edward Forester January 1, 2006

Saved By The Bell 

"Saved by the Bell"

1) A situation where someone is in a situation which they dislike, and then something external to that situation happens which, subsequently, gets the person in that situation out of it. Usually just in time.

2) Cheesy 80's sitcom based in an All-American High School setting.

1)
BOSS: "Miranda, after you've filed those reports I gave you, I want you to come into my office and lick my scrotum."
MIRANDA: "But Sir, I'm on overtime alrea--"
BOSS: "DON'T ARGUE WITH ME, BITCH."
<enter; boss's boss>
BOSS'S BOSS: "BOSS, I'd like to see you in my office, please."
<exit; boss and boss's boss>
MIRANDA: "Phew, 'saved by the bell' I guess."

2)
GEEK: "Hey Jeremy, wanna come to my house after school n watch 'Saved by the Bell'?"
JEREMY: "Fuck you, geek. My dick has an appointment with my girlfriend's throat. Seeya!"

Saved By The Bell by Stuart Fletcher November 6, 2004

saved by the bell 

Saved by the Bell r0x0r3d!! One of the most popular teen shows ever.

I grew up with Zack and the Gang,from the Miss Bliss years, to Bayside, the Malibu Sands Episodes up until the College years and the Las Vegas wedding series.

The New Class sucked and that's why it was cancelled after a couple of seasons.

Sometimes I catch the Saved by the Bell re-runs on in the morning before I go to School.

saved by the bell by j0813 January 28, 2005

saved by the bell 

Elite 80's show.

I watched saved by the bell yesterday. Yesterday was 1989. I swear.

saved by the bell by jB August 24, 2003

Cock Saved 

Opposite of cock blocked, instead of blocking your cock from access this act steers it towards greener pastures

Cock Saved: When i was about to go into my room with that uggo my friend stopped me. At the time i thought it was a cock block but upon having sobered up it was in fact a cock save.

Cock Saved by deandel March 16, 2009

period saved 

Is an event when a girl finally gets her period after having sex for the past month and is thankful she isn't pregnant.

"I had drunk sex with Joey last night, I'm so afraid I'm pregnant."
"Yeah, that happened to me too, but I just got period saved so it's all good."

period saved by alex3 January 20, 2014

Saved by the Smell 

Home made porno starring Dustin Diamond, famous for his role as Screech in Saved by the Bell. Bell has been changed to smell as Diamond performs a dirty sanchez (now referred to as a dirty screech) on one of the girls in the film!

Mr A: Have you seen Saved by the Smell yet?
Mr B: Yeah, its fuckin' rancid!

Saved by the Smell by RandyFishcake March 3, 2008