saber-toothed tiger 

A woman far too old to be a cougar, who even though she no longer has IT, continues to pile on makeup and chase much younger men. Martha Raye was an example of a true saber-toothed tiger when she scored that gay guy before dying.

Dude, I banged a saber-toothed tiger this weekend. She popped her teeth out, blew me and then gave me some milk and cookies after we finished up in the sack.

saber-toothed tiger by Justin Goff March 1, 2009

saber-toothed crotch cricket 

body lice caught from a person you paid money to have sex with.

Little did she know as we drove through Kemmerer that the saber-tooth crotch crickets I gave her had their origin in the cathouse up on the hill.

saber-toothed crotch cricket by grandmalseizure May 1, 2005

Saber Tooth Crotch Crickets 

Nasty little bastards that live in the pubes.

Those Saber tooth crotch crickets are tearin my balls and ass up today.

Saber Tooth Crotch Crickets by Throbbingroot April 1, 2009

Saber Tooth 

A cougar past her prime.

Hey, that Saber Tooth is really checking you out.

Saber Tooth by zeppenwolf July 1, 2011

Saber-Toothed Crotch Crickets 

The only logical explanation for the instant and sudden need to scratch your balls that you can explain to women.

"I couldn't help it, honey! I had to scratch! It was the Saber-Toothed Crotch Crickets! You know, tiny little buggers with these giant teeth that just randomly sink their teeth into my sack! Hafta itch that!"

Saber-Toothed Crotch Crickets by Blitz77 May 21, 2010

saber-tooth tigering

Saber-tooth tigering is a step beyond what a cougar does. Instead of a lady in her late 30's/early 40's, its more like a lady in her late 50's/early 60's.

This is a step beyond cougaring, because

This lady is basically a horny old grandma that nails younger men.

Holy shit! Grandma is saber-tooth tigering that groomsman!

saber-tooth tigering by ChrisR1 September 6, 2007

saber-toothed crotch cricket 

AKA adult pubic lice or crabs, saber-toothed crotch crickets are parasites. These insects are generally found in the crotchal area and they may cause itching.

Little Billy gave the town hooker $25 and all he had to show for it were some saber-toothed crotch crickets.

saber-toothed crotch cricket by BigP July 2, 2005