Ruler Of Everything

Mechanical Hands. Mechanical Hands are the Ruler Of Everything in the end. Oh i have to ask you while your here, do you like how i walk? Better yet, do you like how i talk? Or maybe you like how my face disintegrates into chalk. Anyway, i have a wonderful wife, and a powerful job, my wife criticizes me for being eco-centric though.

Mechanical Hands are the Ruler Of Everything

Ruler Of Everything by se5drtfyguhijo January 28, 2022

Ruler Rule 

An advantage that teachers use mostly during schools dances or after school. Used when a teacher slaps a ruler onto their hand around other students as if to say "At least one foot between each other".

Guy 1: "Hey dude, that teacher used the ruler rule on me and that girl over there."
Guy 2: "I feel bad for you, now you can't get sexually close to her."

Ruler Rule by ZeroMaxii August 15, 2019

ruler eyes 

Trait possessed by a person likely spawned from shallow gene pool whereby a standard 12" ruler may be placed between the eyes without touching either orb.

Whoa, that Rev. Jackson has ruler eyes. Any farther apart and he's a flounder.

ruler eyes by ssCape August 7, 2013

Ruler God 

The god of rulers, will measure anything of any size besides human's unmentionables.

"Who is the most powerful god of them all?"

"Most likely the Ruler God tbh"

Ruler God by Xercicus June 23, 2018

ruler boy

skeppy. skeppy is a ruler boy. it comes from when he tweeted

Skeppy: im as straight as a ruler

Happytwt: a bendy ruler?

shut up fucking ruler boy

ruler boy by Atlantical February 28, 2021

ruler test 

A test used in 19th middle and upper class Black communities to decide of a black American was sufficiently white enough to warrant inclusion. The idea is that your hair should be as straight as a ruler. Today the practice is not rightly condemned as "colorism" but is not altogether abandoned. See also brown paper bag test

"Don't go swimming or you won't be able to pass the ruler test when you meet your date's parent's tonight."

ruler test by Bill Peters August 19, 2006

Ruler of the rulers 

Some kid who has too many rulers and everyone needs to borrow rulers from him in geometry class.

Kid: Yo can I borrow a ruler?
Ruler of the rulers: Sure y not lmao.

Ruler of the rulers by ReeeeeMeister666Except420 November 1, 2018