Rubidorb 

"The most powerful object to ever exist in the universe", speculated to be a 4th-dimensional object. Depicted in engravings by the ancient Mayans, This object seems to have a religious significance of sorts.
Supposedly an orb/ball of sorts, said to hold the secrets of time.
Usually portrayed as a dark blue/grey, glowing ball.
Possibly referenced in the "Pondering my orb" meme around late 2021.

"It's said the rubidorb held a great cultural significance to many, it's history leading all the way back to the ancient Mayans."
"The what?"

Rubidorb by Kohree December 19, 2022

Chest Rubbed 

"Chest Rubbed" refers to the spontaneous and utter desolation of a human being for the simple fact that another human rubbed their chest.

In under a millisecond, the victim's entire body will experience a phenomenon in which all of their bones will break, and every pore in their body will bleed profusely without any other cause than the simple fact that another human rubbed their chest.

An immense gory crime scene is shown. Blood is on the walls, on the ceiling, on the floor, everywhere. Nothing of a human being remains except for their blood and a few bones. Onlookers approach and comment on the scene:

"There is no other explanation. This man must've had his Chest Rubbed."

Chest Rubbed by ArchesAviation March 25, 2023

Rubies 

The Larger sand/rocks at the shore of a beach.

i just threw a bunch of rubies all over that guy

Rubies by Double rainbow pro September 8, 2010

rubidoux 

1) a Place in California

2) A rather groovy song by Cold War Kids, describing escape.

3) A substitute for swearing.

"Rubidoux. I just shat myself."

rubidoux by Leif Erickson April 11, 2008

Rubie 

sexy.

“look it’s rubie, she so sexy”

Rubie by hahahaah1 May 30, 2019

Rubie 

Instead of saying cute which sounds too 7th grade, or instead of saying Hot which sounds too Ghetto, you say it's rubie.

He is sooooooo Rubie!

Rubie by IloveDavid October 27, 2003

man rubbed 

when sitting down, another guy rubs your leg without you noticing, and you like it.

"What the hell! did I get man rubbed!" "Dude I got man rubbed, but it felt so good"

man rubbed by daxterrific March 23, 2010