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Road Trip Delight 

A stop along a highway or byway for sweet lovin' sometimes at rest areas.
J-Fed and I had a taste of road trip delight near mile marker 163.
Road Trip Delight by J Fiend February 25, 2010

Road trip boredom

A common thing people get while they are on a road trip. Usually followed by nausea, or the desire to use the bathroom. When children experience this, it is common for them to say: "are we THERE yet?!!!" Parents usually get annoyed with this after a while, and start getting stressed, which leads to some tension in the car. Which can lead to bumpy driving, which leads to nausea. Sometimes, people write Urban Dictionary definitions of this whilst they have Road trip boredom.
UGH I HAVE ROAD TRIP BOREDOM!!!! Are we THERE yet?!?!?!?
Road trip boredom by hiddenwriter August 19, 2017

Road Trip Rye 

Road Trip Rye is when you give someone road head but in doing so give them a yeast infection. The yeast infection you get from that road head is then called Road Trip Rye.
"My girlfriend got Road Trip Rye the other day on I-90."

"Oh, you gave her some Road Trip Rye?"
Road Trip Rye by Shmaltz July 28, 2020

Road Trip in the Merc 

A phrase used by gentlemen in a crowded room to signal to other gents they need to make a swift exit and go discuss the nights antics, game plan and pussy.
“Decent champagne, shame thought as Moet is only for chopping (proceeds to chop his glass of champagne). I think it’s time for a Road Trip in the Merc? Rendezvous at the porch in 5?”

Moldovan Road Trip 

That's when you pull over and shag in an abandoned building. Once only popular in Ratus, Moldova, it's taking the world over by storm
Stacy: "Hey, I had a date with Jake last night and he took me to the old mill."

Svetlana: "So you had a Moldovan Road Trip?"

Stacy: "Of course"

Mexican Road Trip

Horrible diarrhea, usually measured in days or weeks. See also: Two-Day Mexican Road Trip.
1. I'm not sure what I ate on Friday, but I've been on a Two-Day Mexican Road Trip since.

2. I enjoyed lunch - thank you so much. Now, if you will excuse me, I must begin my Mexican Road Trip.