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The lover of someone staring with A and ending with a. He is a kind caring person who like soccer.
Love gluing tables together and eating. He is a rather fat man.
The fat Ripley made the whole earth wobble when he played soccer.
Ameika and Ripley broke up but now they are going to get back together, he is glue.
Ripley by Sportyman173 February 14, 2025

Ripley's Law 

The longer an event of negative impact occurs, the higher the probability of somebody suggesting we nuke it to try and solve it.
Guy 1: Maybe we should nuke the oil leak in the Gulf of Mexico.
Guy 2: Dammit, I just got Ripley's Law'd!
Ripley's Law by Identity4 June 3, 2010

Ripley's Haunted Adventure 

Ripley's Haunted Adventure is a haunted house franchise owned by Ripley Entertainment. There are currently four locations for the franchise at the time of writing: they are Gatlinburg, TN; Myrtle Beach, SC; San Antonio, TX; and Pattaya, Thailand.

The interior (and exterior) of each Haunted Adventure differs, but they all follow the same basic theme: the haunted house was once a casket-making company, owned by two ominous individuals known only as Grimsby and Streaper (hint: see if you can spot anything familiar in their names). While they remained in charge of the company, strange happenings would occur: people and pets would go missing, strange smells would emanate from the building, and strange noises would be heard at night. After several years, the original owners of the company mysteriously disappeared, and the company was abandoned. Another several years passed, and then the old company was discovered by Ripley Entertainment, who purchased it. Pending a decision on how to further develop the property, Ripley Entertainment is now leading "tours" of the company- but they are quick to warn that they will not be responsible for any disappearances or loss of sanity!

The Gatlinburg location was the first to open, in 1999. It was followed by the Myrtle Beach location, then San Antonio. The Pattaya location is the newest to date (October 2004). Most of them are open year-round. Visitors to the attractions can find them easily recognizable by the presence of a monster named "Stumpy", who sits in a box outside. He named for the fact that all this ghoul has is a torso... he is missing everything but some spine and a pelvis below it!

It is noted that the Haunted Adventure attractions are very dark, and can get very intense. Many special effects are involved, including strobe lights and animatronics. There are also a number of live actors involved, who will most certainly do their best to get a scare out of you. The attractions are not recommended for children under 6-8 years old, and any child between the ages of 6 or 8 to 11 years old must be accompanied by an adult (the age limit varies with the location). Depending on the attraction, it can take anywhere from 15 to 20 minutes to tour it. Prices will vary.

The Haunted Adventure locations do have one special event each year: their October "Fright Nights" shows. Generally held every Friday and Saturday (and sometimes Sundays) night in October, the haunted house is stocked with many more actors on those nights, and the attraction itself is revamped to fit the year's "theme". For example, past themes at the Gatlinburg location have included "Carnival" and "Scary Tales" (a spin-off of "Fairy Tales").
Customer: Ripley's Haunted Adventure is so much fun! I love haunted houses and I've been through it five times! It's really scary!

Ripley's 

Believe it or not. Used when a statement is in doubt or unbelievable.
I went frolfing yesterday, and I got a hole in one! Ripley's.
Ripley's by Bob from Neenah September 28, 2005

Ripley St Thomas 

Ripley st thomas is an absolute shit hole of a school. you wanna tell a teacher about your problems? then don’t cause they’ll do fuck all about it. it’s also where girls roll up their skirts so high it’s level with their blazer but then get told off about it when the skorts are the exact same length. Don’t forget to mention the many dick pics being sent around the whole school and the famous rumour in year 10 that —— sucked ——— off in the bathroom. You also want lung cancer? that’s great cause theres about half the school that sells them and/or uses them. So if you want your child to be an absolute scratter and possibly a druggie then send them to Ripley St thomas
Mother (to child): Let’s put ripley st thomas as your first choice it’s an extremely smart school!
-after they graduate-
Mother (to child): what the fuck happened
Ripley St Thomas by meeoowwwq March 27, 2022

Ripley st Thomas 

Ripley st Thomas is a shit show . U will find 90% of the school using ecigs in the toilets 99.9% of the time . You will get asked by the y7 if u have a vape . Skirts rolled to the max even shorter than the blazer . Need to tell the teacher somet -don't bother they don't give a fuck they just try find people with a ecig on you . Y11s are next level u will get chips lobbed at u and u will get shit in by the seagulls Nearly everyday overall the school pretty eventful in my eyes if u wanna leave a drug addict and couple gcse . kids probably sniff ket of the toilet seats tbf
CHILD -Can I go to Ripley st Thomas mum ?
MUM -I will cook a dog before I send u there