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a trash can and a trash man, living their best lives, falling in love, and being judgmental. Name a more iconic duo. I’ll wait.
Person A: Yo what the actual damn is reed900? I heard it’s from Detroit: Become Human, but I don’t remember the characters.
Person B: Three words: cats, caffeine, and cuddles.
Person C: Are you kidding? They would HATE each other-
Person B: s i l e n c e, i m b e c i l e
Person A: I still don’t know what you’re talking about
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Rexevy Effect 

When you yoink your teammates prize money and proceed to get embarassed from then on in T3
Rexevy Effect is going 1-9 in CCS
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remedial trash bag 

Term used to describe black men who are either delusional, arrogant, lazy, unemployed and/or repeat prison offenders (or all of the above). They are the men who make communities unsafe for black women and children. They expect people to march and protest whenever a black man is shot by a white cop but say absolutely nothing about the black on black homicide rates in urban cities. They degrade black women to justify dating white women. They believe dating white women will make them closer in status to white men. They believe they are the most desirable men just because some white women give them the time of day. Black women are used as a scapegoat for the reason these men abandon their women and children. They compare themselves to black women and like to talk about their weaves. They are comfortable being losers and are completely useless in the black community. They expect black women to protect the entire black community and go 50/50 in a relationship. They love to reference 'The Moynihan Report' without having read the study because if they did read it they would no longer use it to support reasons for their personal failure. They claim to be oppressed and victims of white supremacy but fail to provide proof of any law that prohibits them from doing anything in this country that a white person can do.
Remedial trash bag: "White girls think that getting attention from black guys is a badge of honor."
White girlfriend: "We don't think getting attention from black guys gives you a status of some sort. If you get attention from the white guys you do have the status more than if you get attention from black guys."
Remedial trash bag: "As a man, I'm going to have to respectfully disagree." (chuckles)
White girlfriend: "Well, as a woman who gets attention and who grew up in a white culture more than a black culture, I'm going to tell you that getting attention from black guys is not a badge of honor it you're white."

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Reedsport 

The tiny town of reedsport oregon where there is absolutly nothing to do, except go somewhere else...
reedsport
Reedsport by a reedsport resident September 8, 2009
rexelle is a very beautiful person and is also good at sports especially volleyball, she can be very caring and loves her friends very much ,but at times she can me very sensitive and would cry if u hurt her feeling or talk shit about her, never hurt her, she is very unique from the other, she can be very happy and sad at the same time and would cry and laugh and it's a bit funny to watch her do that,so never lose a friend like rexelle because she is awesome and u my friend rexelle Ur reading this we love u and I made a define u so every one knows Ur name and u the best girl bye!!!!!!
rexelle by cringy MF October 29, 2018

tom reed 

term used by finnish drag queens in the early 19th century for cocaine laced marijuana cigarettes.
also: a toothbrush that has been dipped in reptile feces..
doris nearly passed out when she took of the tom reed some queen passed her at the party.
tom reed by ?? December 15, 2004

Lou Reed 

A rock 'n' roll songwriter and performer who had Urban Dictionary pegged before it existed. Some of the same factors that made UD what it is may also have led Reed into self-destructive substance abuse at one phase of his career.
"And everybody puttin' everybody else down"
-- Lou Reed, "Heroin"
Lou Reed by Leslie Doppler October 1, 2008