involuntary resource action 

Corporate jargon for a layoff. Often used as a verb.

Hey, did you hear about Jim? He got involuntarily resourced action on Friday. I guess he's going to start looking for a new job.

involuntary resource action by cribbageGuy April 12, 2004

human resources

The department within a business responsible for the progression of the company through people management. Usually hated by employees at lower levels due to managers passing on their dirty work i.e disciplinaries, firing and redundancies.

Manaer to employee:
Don't worry Jack, I'm the best manager in the world and I'll make sure you won't lose your job.

Manager to Human Resources Rep:
This Jack guy is a liabilaty. I need to get rid of him, will you dismiss him for me.

Jack to his friends:
My manager was great. He did everything he could to save my job but HR fired me. Fucking pricks!

human resources by Bassboy June 14, 2006

human resources

The ugly chicks that fire you for fucking with the great looking chicks.

human resources by Anonymous November 16, 2002

Student Resource Center

The only place worth spending time in at NYU. Not intended for any form of academic activity. More commonly known as the SRC.

Risa: NYU is so damn boring, I'm heading the the Student Resource Center.
Josh: I'll tag along. I figure Jairo, Angel, Devin and Pei will have some idea to pass the time possibly involving the Wii.

Student Resource Center by Alchem1st January 24, 2009

Ressurerected 

The act of getting an erection within 5 minutes after ejaculating.

After i came, I ressurerected my penis for another round.

Ressurerected by Everyone And NoOne September 6, 2014

Resuscerbation 

The act of choking a sexual partner until they stop breathing while having intercourse with them, proceeding to finish (ejaculate), then successfully performing CPR and resuscitating them.

Isabel broke up with Ryan and filed for a restraining order after he expressed a desire to try out resuscerbation the next time they had sex.

Resuscerbation by NoChillyBilly July 1, 2018

Human Resources

Used to be called Personnel or the Personnel Department. When they renamed to Human Resources (a pompous new name for PERSONNEL!) everyone else called them Human Remains!

Person A: Why is the company in so much trouble?

Person B: Too many bums in Human Resources.

Person A: Don't you mean Human Remains? (snigger)

Human Resources by Awbster November 9, 2008