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The Republican 

Having sex doggystyle while both participants are laying down on their side.

Conservatives find regular doggystyle too animalistic or are just flat out too lazy for the position, so they came up with this variation.
Teddy: Oh hey Don, isn't that the chick you fucked last weekend? She's got an ass to die for! I bet you hit it doggy?
Don: Nah man, she didn't like the way my gut was resting on her lower back so I had to hit her in the republican
The Republican by Mr. Sucksdorff December 1, 2020
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Republican abortion 

An "accident" that leads to a "miscarriage." The termination of a pro-life person's unplanned pregnancy without having a proper abortion performed. Called "Republican" because of the political party's pro-life platform.
"She says it was an accident that she had a whole bottle of vodka, fell down the stairs, got kicked in the stomach, and then got hit by a car, but I say it's a Republican abortion."
Republican abortion by lsm October 28, 2006

Rockefeller Republican 

Rockefeller Republican refers to a faction of the United States Republican Party who held moderate to liberal views similar to those of Nelson Rockefeller. The term largely fell out of use by the end of the twentieth century, and has been replaced by the derisive term RINOs. Many Rockefeller Republicans have since left office, being replaced by either more conservative Republicans or Democrats & left the party altogether, becoming independents & Democrats.
Rockefeller Republican by adirudi November 20, 2009

Republicantoring 

A Republican who is willing to go to the extreme to get elected, reelected, or get a bill signed. See cantoring.
Michelle is Republicantoring the House by forcing people to choose between freedom or tyranny.

Republican Logic 

The complex system of cognitive dissonance that enables the afflicted to love both Jesus and war.
I see from the mix of Christian and jingoistic stickers on your car that you suffer from Republican Logic.

Republican National Convention

What people think about when in a situation that they don't want to get a hard on
Republican national convention, Republican national convention, whew all better

Republican compromise

The act of tricking someone more powerful than you into giving you what you say you want, and then throwing said item on the ground (metaphorically or for real) and spitting in their face.
Thanks, Obama, for giving us some tax cuts and taking out stuff that you wanted... but we're not gonna vote for your stimulus bill anyway. None of us. That's what we call a "Republican compromise". Sucker!
Republican compromise by HavenB January 29, 2009