"I was walking through
the locker room and I felt the tell-tale slimy slipping of my nutsack against my legs. I
immediately realized that I had missed the choap during my rinse and had so much dangling that it looked like I had a bad case of nut rabies."
"At first I thought I caught an STD, but I soon realized the itching beneath my nutsack was just dried up choap bubbled I missed
in the shower. Hey, at least my gf can't catch a nasty case of nut rabies."