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The Office (U.S.) S4:E1 "Fun Run"
what Michael Scott created for his coworker, Meredith Palmer, to find a cure for rabies, even though it is already cured and the Fun Run didn't raise any money (besides the money Jan donated--with Michael's money--to a nurse stripper)
Michael Scott drank less water and more fettuccine alfredo during the Michael Scott's Dunder Mifflin Scranton Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Pro-Am Fun Run Race For The Cure.

Baby Rabies 

(n) the condition wherein the biological drive to have a baby morphs into a neurotic obsession to have a baby by any means necessary. The obsession consumes the sufferers' thoughts and activities to the exclusion of all else. Usually effects women in their late thirties and early forties.
"Used to be that every time I saw a baby something inside me stirred, but now I have spent $60,000 on fertility treatments and driven my husband, friends and family mad with my baby rabies. I don't know what to do!" she said.

"Let it go!" she replied.
Baby Rabies by no way baby June 25, 2009

baby rabies 

(n) the name given to the lapse of sanity in which a person feels that s/he absolutely MUST have a baby in the very near future, and will often go to great lengths to get pregnant and will bitch constantly about wanting a baby in the meantime. Usually happens in women, but men get it occasionally, as well.
Crazy person: "Oh my GOD! If I don't have a baby soon it will be too late and I will be unfulfilled! I want a baby right now!"
Sane person: *shakes head* "Worst cast of baby rabies I ever saw..."
baby rabies by Child Hatter May 21, 2003

ass rabies 

After you hit it you have vicious foaming of the anus Symptons: Foam out your ass, Red anus
After having anal Billy's ass foams up and gets red. He now has ass rabies.
ass rabies by ubuser765 May 5, 2015

Nut Rabies 

When you get done showering and realize that you missed a large amount of choap. The foamy soap bubbles that dangle from your testicles are reminiscent of the foaming of the mouth that accompanies rabies.
"I was walking through the locker room and I felt the tell-tale slimy slipping of my nutsack against my legs. I immediately realized that I had missed the choap during my rinse and had so much dangling that it looked like I had a bad case of nut rabies."

"At first I thought I caught an STD, but I soon realized the itching beneath my nutsack was just dried up choap bubbled I missed in the shower. Hey, at least my gf can't catch a nasty case of nut rabies."
Nut Rabies by Brads Insaner March 6, 2013

Alaskan Rabies 

When you cum around a chick's mouth. It gives the illusion of the girl having rabies.
I was having a threesome, and I gave the girl Alaskan Rabies. The other guy in bed got scared shitless.