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Potterhead 

Amazingly cool people who are obsessed with Harry Potter.
Person 1: Have you got Deathly Hallows yet?

Person 2: Hell, yeah! I was at my local book shop from 7pm until Midnight on 20th July 2007 to buy it!

Person 1: 'Course, you're such a Potterhead *gazes adoringly*
Potterhead by TheNargleKid October 17, 2009

A Very Potter Musical 

One of the greatest, if not one of the only, fan-based musicals on the popular series, Harry Potter. This musical which you can find on Youtube is practically just a witty version of every Harry Potter book in one big show! This musical is also the cause of random laughter from the phrase, "totally awesome"and more! At one point in your lifetime you will end up watching this musical, or else you would never have searched it up in the first place, your friends will make you, or you want to pass time!
You: Hey what's a good thing to do to pass time?
Your friend: How about watching A Very Potter Musical?
You: Ok!

Lennart Poettering

A somewhat well-known author of surreal horror fiction from Germany, Lennart Poettering is mostly known for writing overly long and confusing works such as Pulsations of Autophilia (a tragedy about a sluggish autistic teenager who is murdered while fucking his uncle's Porsche and comes back as a ghost to seek vengeance) and Systems Down (about a server administrator who finds himself locked in the server room after closing time with a horrible, memory-corrupting abomination).
I picked up this new book at Barnes and Noble, but it says that Lennart Poettering is required reading so I'm taking it back.

potteropoly 

a monopoly game - harry potter version
made by four co-founders, like the school
all in all, a very cool game!
omg, liam is awesome at potteropoly
and totally owned everyone at it!
potteropoly by potterdude December 23, 2008

Horny Potter 

The act of busting a nut and drawing glasses and a lightning bolt on another’s face. The person’s face will then resemble that of the famed literary protagonist, Harry Potter.
Jessica: Ah man, did you really just Horny Potter all over my face again?!
Alex: Yep, you’re a jizzer Harry.
Horny Potter by JKTrowling February 22, 2019

Potterism-69 

Potterism-69 is a virus that occurred during the outbreak of COVID-19. The virus first appeared when a young boy Luke Potter coughed in public which cost the lives of many elderly women. This devastating virus also effected the atmosphere leading to multiple blizzards on the 21st July 2021
“Fuck me sideways I’ve been sneezing for an hour straight bro”

“Oh shit you might have Potterism-69, don’t pass it on to me please!”
Potterism-69 by TerryTheJanitor November 28, 2022