pooping palace

A secretly designated toilet/bathroom at work where a person sneaks off to go number 2. Typically a bathroom away from high traffic areas where pooping noises can't be heard by others, and also rarely used by other people so there is time for the smell to disseminate before someone uses it again.

"I had to take a huge steamy dump at work so I snuck off to the pooping palace to save myself the embarrassment."

pooping palace by SamanthaEm January 26, 2009

pooping bus

A public bus (usually an intercity route) that has no bathroom and that goes for a significant amount of time (say an hour or longer, sometimes several hours) without making any stops to allow passengers to use the restroom.

These buses are called pooping buses because not everyone can hold it in for the long ride, leading some passengers to go in their pants.

When riding on a pooping bus, wearing a diaper is recommended.

pooping bus by Bed time June 27, 2010

pooping in the periwinkle  

When a man or woman of unexceptional beauty and grace sleeps with someone far above themselves in physical attractiveness or social standing.

Can you believe our friend--a total slob and blunderbuss, by the way--slept with that extremely intelligent supermodel? He was totally pooping in the periwinkle if you know what I mean.

pooping in the periwinkle by casey lazerz August 15, 2007

pooping hippopotamus 

When you walk down the street completely naked doing the Helicopter Dick while peeing.

"OMG that guy is doing the pooping hippopotamus and it's getting all over me."

pooping hippopotamus by acoustiix April 26, 2016

Pooping at Target

The one place with strong toilets enough to hold your after buffet/chipotle experience.

Guy: "I was shopping at Target then all the sudden I had a turtle head poking out from my butt since I was at Chipotle earlier. I ran to the bathroom to Bomb The Bowl, and do I feel bad for the next person that walks in there. I am thankful that i was pooping at Target because they have toilets that could flush down a hurricane!"

Pooping at Target by MuffinStuffers November 17, 2014

Pooping Tom

Someone who peeks underneath the toilet stall in a public bathroom to view those defecating in adjacent stalls. Akin to a "Peeping Tom" but instead of watching you change, he wants to watch you pinch one off.

"I was trying to take a dump in Macy's but I couldn't squeeze it out because the guy in the next stall was a Pooping Tom."

Pooping Tom by Dingus Bray November 2, 2014

pooping like a duck 

1.) The watery substance that expels from the bowels the morning after a long night of drinking (or after a spicy meal).

2.) A nervous stomach brought on by a panic attack.

3.) The poop floating in your lower intestine like a duck on a pond (an expression).

1.) I can't go out tonight, I'm still pooping like a duck from all that beer!

2.) Man, I have such bad anxiety, I'm shittin' like a duck right now.

3.) Looks like its time to take a trip to the lake!!! I am POOPING LIKE A DUCK!!!!!

pooping like a duck by poop_soup26 September 27, 2010