Give it a ponder 

An expression used when telling someone to give something some extra thought.

Also a phrase used in an 'LG' ad campaign.

I know this idea sounds crazy, just give it a ponder and get back to me later.

Give it a ponder by zeeteegee August 17, 2010

80’s ponder

A method of thoroughly contemplating a concept without the assistance of digital references.

I wonder if corn on the cob is considered a fruit or vegetable. Guess I’ll have to 80’s ponder it.

80’s ponder by planejanenw July 20, 2019

Let me ponder 

It basically means no. But the person pondering wants you think think they’ll say yes. But really they’re saying no.

Q: Want to hang out this weekend?

A: let me ponder the thought.

Let me ponder by Rrr1122 October 4, 2023

I'll let you ponder over that one 

Something you say when you realise you've said something really stupid, usually in an argument, in order to try and save face and make out that what you said is in fact obscurely witty.

Person one: Lol fag!

Person two: No u!

Person one: Make me!

Person two: ?????

Person one: I'll let you ponder over that one for a bit

I'll let you ponder over that one by Dudey McCool January 14, 2011

Small Ponder 

People who thrive being the big fish in the small pond

She loves it back home, she's a classic small ponder

Small Ponder by ojdav August 31, 2017

porcelain ponder 

When you're having a think whilst sitting on the toilet

Hey Kate, where did you go?
I was having a porcelain ponder and came up with a plan.

porcelain ponder by TEAMDONGA December 9, 2021

Dirty Ponder 

Going stupid on your penis. Absolutely slappin your shit silly using your imagination alone. Going ham on your meat because you’re sad and lonely, and you need forth thoughts to do so because dirty pondering only occurs in gas station bathrooms at 3:47 a.m.

He was having a dirty pondering at the BP last night.

Dirty Ponder by JWPonder November 29, 2024