Stalker's Poach 

carefully observing (with intent to obtain), while allowing an appropriate amount of time to pass - as to allow poached goods not to spoil or be taken/reclaimed, until all attention has fleeted from said goods so that one may stealthily obtain them. (Often times successful, rarely frowned upon)

These leftovers were attained by way of a very successful stalker's poach.

These lost-and-found sunglasses are mine now. It only took a two-week stalker's poach.

Stalker's Poach by ReggieDoug July 26, 2025

Punch the monkey's head in 

To stroke one's penis vigorously, particularly the head; to masturbate; to jack off; to flog one's self; to "take care of business"; to wank

Little Johnny was about to punch the monkey's head in when his mum walked into his room unannounced causing much embarrassment for both parties

Punch the monkey's head in by Retrovertigo April 26, 2010

it's a pinch 

the catchphrase of Takuto Tsunashi (Star Driver: Kagayaki no Takuto), a bishie who wants to lead the fabulous school life and to sing out his youth, but instead he ends up fighting huge mecha's to save the world. Though he often uses 'pinch', he also said 'it's a punch', 'it's a wonder' and 'it's a sundae' so far.

Person 1: "Oh God, this math homework... it's a PINCH~!"
Person 2: "I know right, it's a WONDER how I'll get that all done for tomorrow."
Person 3: "And- wait, I can't relate this to a sundae."

it's a pinch by Ivrogne May 6, 2011

montana's back porch brew

An unfortunate name for a cocktail given by one of North Americas largest restaurant chains.

Might mean something rude or it might not!!!

Guy 1 : I just had dinner. Want to smell my Montana's back porch brew.

Guy 2: ooh! can I have a montana's back porch brew.

montana's back porch brew by kopking August 15, 2007

Your mom's face pouch 

The next response in the progression of the "your mom" insult protocol. Meaningless and yet replete with significance. With proper, patient application, it will lead to blissfully inane repartee.

Speaker 1: Your mom.
Speaker 2: Your mom's face.

Speaker 1: Your mom's face pouch.

Speaker 1: Man, that guy is a dweeb.
Speaker 2: You wanna know who else is a dweeb? - Your mom's face ....

Speaker 1: Your mom's face pouch is a dweeb

Etc.

Your mom's face pouch by moydog April 5, 2010

let’s roll punch 

While you’re swallowing, you punch your neck with your right fist. A Heimlich’s Maneuver you perform on yourself.

I almost died choking on it, but I did a Let’s Roll Punch on myself and came out of it.

let’s roll punch by Friar Re December 18, 2018

saitama’s second punch 

a legendary group chat with legendary people in it (specifically @bee.mesned) they hang out all the time and everyone wants to be them. they’re 100% the “cool kids”

i wish i was in saitama’s second punch friend group

my favorite from saitama’s second punch members is for sure @bee.mesned

saitama’s second punch by fangirlofsaitamassecondpunchgc September 11, 2020