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Pillow poacher 

A black person who only dates and is attracted to white people.
OMG Derrick is such a pillow poacher he only dates Haley cuz she’s white.
Pillow poacher by Dying grandpa January 19, 2021

Urban Dictionary Poacher

An indivdiual that monitors new words are they are posted or an editor that views and approves words, that immediately takes the word(s) or entry(s) of others and creates their own definition(s). Thus, poaching the hard work and creative property of others.

The Urban Dictionary Poacher is generally an uncreative sap that has no ability to think and create their own work and must rely on the work of others. Most of the time, but not in every instance, their poached work is substandard to the originator's work and can be readily noted from the poor spelling, poor definition and the pathetic use in context.
Carl thinks he is very funny. However, in reality he is not. Hence, he spends his free time on Urban Dictionary stealing newly created entries of others to create his own pathetic, second rate definitions. His lack of creativity, combined with his being a total sap, make him the consumate Urban Dictionary Poacher.

Taint Poacher 

Someone who misses both the vaginal cavity and anal cavity, therefore slamming their machinery right into the region infamously known as the taint.
Richie knew he had lost some accuracy when pulled a taint poacher on Marissa, guess you cant be 100% all the time.
Taint Poacher by Stevie Y April 12, 2006

coffee pot poacher 

Coffee pot poachers: Alert

Definition: A person or persons who is engaged in a covert mission to roam the building in search of fresh coffee. Once fresh coffee is found they will kill the pot and disappear without a trace. No thought of making a new pot crosses their mind.
What to look for: These people are very hard to spot and blend in very well with the rest of the office personnel. You must be sneaky and spend copious amounts of time near the pot to even get a glimpse of their clandestine mission. They are crafty and should not be approached. They will adamantly defend their position that they “did not know the pot was empty!”
Did you see the coffee pot poacher? We must have just missed him I can still smell him aftershave!
coffee pot poacher by Reelriver April 27, 2015

cooch-poacher 

One with the habit of stalking cooch that belongs to someone else, often the cooch of a friend.
Go easy on the Tequila tonight, there is a cooch-poacher eyeing your lady.
cooch-poacher by Fading Glory October 6, 2008

Joke Poacher 

Someone who steals, or poaches, other people's jokes and takes credit for the joke. Poaching usually occurs when a joke poacher heres another person tell a joke and repeats said joke in a louder more obnoxious way for all to hear.
John mumbled a joke under his breath. Will heard the joke and repeated it loudly in a crowded room. Everyone laughed at the hilarious joke and Will took credit for coming up with it. Will is a joke poacher.
Joke Poacher by ash ketchum173 March 27, 2012