Platinum Star Gay 

Noun - A Gold Star Gay who was born by cesarean section and has never touched a vagina.

He was a naturally-born Platinum Star Gay.

Platinum Star Gay by Skarrj May 19, 2014

Platinum Smurf 

Someone in the MOBA game 'League of Legends' who pretends to be a higher rank than he is and turns out to be fucking shit and ass at the game.

im platinum smurf, dont worry i got this

Platinum Smurf by TheWalkingUrbanDictionary April 16, 2015

platinum fez

When a baseball player strikes out five times in a game. (also usable for hockey when someone scores five goals). Follows the hat trick (3), golden sumbrero (4).

With his fifth strikeout of the night, Mark Teixeira is saddled with with platinum fez.

platinum fez by yes2research July 24, 2010

Platinum Week 

Term used by Irish college/uni students. Like the Golden week (where one goes to every class in a week on time) except every night throughout the week one goes out on the piss, and making it into class the next morning.

aw man, I just did the platinum week. *dies*

Platinum Week by IrlArgy September 8, 2009

Platinum Fap 

Masturbatory perfection. A masturbating experience in which everything goes perfectly, and is even heightened by an unexpected occurrence, happy accident, or just a really good day.

See also Fap.

1) "Man, the house was totally empty today, so I put some porn in the DVD player, cranked the speakers way up, and had myself a Platinum Fap."

Platinum Fap by Scrapbook Revolution August 1, 2010

platinum gay

a gay man who has never even kissed a girl and was born by Caesarean Section, thereby never having had any contact with a vagina

He was a naturally-born Platinum gay.

platinum gay by fishsauce December 9, 2013

Platinum Jet

A girl who dyes her hair blonde, but still has a black bush. Her black box gives her away.

"That Lori is a platinum jet."

Platinum Jet by Johnny A April 19, 2003