plowing furrow

coined in Tom Robbins' classic novel, Jitterbug Perfume, it refers to the act of coitus. To plow furrow is sex but with a sentimental mentality toward nature during the old in-out, in-out. You're not just banging...you're affirming your existence and giving a head nod to Gaia, that's mother earth.

This hippie chick scolded me during sex: dont just fuck me impersonally like you do other hoochies, start plowing furrow and show your respect to Mother Earth

plowing furrow by st paul luke February 1, 2010

Recreational pussy plowing 

Banging without intention to procreate, also known as sex with a condom.

I’ve taken up yoga and recreational pussy plowing in place of drugs and alcohol so I’m living my best life rn bois

Recreational pussy plowing by yeknom February 26, 2018

fence plowing 

Fence plowing is the act of running head-long into any type of fence with the intention of knocking it down and/or putting a hole in it. The craze was not surprisingly started by a group of Long Island, New York teenagers and has rapidly spread to all corners of the United States. The problem reached maximum lulz when a man by the name of Mr. Kesselman was interviewed on CNN because his fence got utterly pwned. Search Youtube for fenceplowing for the interview and the hilarious video.

Yo nigga i just lit up sum ganja wanna go fence plowing?

fence plowing by Corbyn, Fool February 8, 2007

Boob pillaging

verb. The act, usually but not always while engaging in other forms of sexual behavior with a female who is unusually well endowed in the boob department, of paying particular and extraordinary attention to the aforementioned chest puppies in order to maximise the pleasure of the pillaging party. Particularly if the opportunity is not likely to arise again.

"She was coming on to me but I didn't go for it"
"Mate, did you see her knockers?! You could have pillaged those boobs!"

or

"I bet Peter Andre does a fair bit of boob pillaging"

Boob pillaging by titsmcwerter March 5, 2009

vintage plowing 

to have sex with a woman who is over forty.

i here you where doing a bit of vintage plowing with old black pudding teeth the other night.

vintage plowing by yonder gaz February 3, 2010

Pillocking

Making fun of, Taking the piss, Lying

He's pillocking you - He's having you on or lying to you

Pillocking by Darrell Harrison November 27, 2002

zillowing 

To browse Zillow.com despite a lack of any serious likelihood of a home purchase.

To daydream about alternative lifestyles.

I was bored last night. So I was zillowing for several hours.

zillowing by anonymous November 19, 2020