A
small area in Greater London.
In the middle of Uxbridge,
West Drayton, Denham and Hayes.
Quite
nice. Not like the majority surrounding areas of Middlesex.
"Shall we go to
Hayes?"
"
Goodness, no, we shall go to Hillingdon."
"Why?"
"Because we are not 'chavs' nor 'chavettes' of
course!"