ceiling piledriver

to be hit in the head by a falling ceiling fixture

Dudez: Damn, I wish my boss will get a ceiling piledriver just because he's a bitch!

R to the MA: YEAH! He just erlthomed me too!

by Loads of Kikis May 26, 2008

Cleveland Piledriver

A Cleveland Piledriver is the combination of a Cleveland Steamer and a regular piledriver. To put it simply, you take a shit on the ground, and then piledrive your bitch promptly into your pile of dooder.

Also synonymous with the "poop smash"

Examples :

"I made Jill tap out with a massive a Cleveland Piledriver last night."

"I knocked Jill out cold last night with my Cleveland Piledriver, it was creamy."

"I Cleveland Piledrived. Nice."

by nice. June 27, 2014

Pot Head Piledriver

When you partake in smoking cannabis flower then in the same breath intake concentrate vapor and blow them out together.

(This excludes any form of cartridge, it must be dabs)

-Bro I just hit a crazy Pot Head Piledriver for 4/20.
Isn't that a wrestling move?
-That's what it feels like.

by topkushonly April 20, 2023

Van Halen Piledriver

A sexual act where a person is penetrated by a the headstock of a guitar, usually the person is lying on the ground with their legs over their chest so that the guitar can be driven straight down into them hence the "piledriver" term.

So I stole my ex-boyfriend's guitar and had my new boyfriend give me a Van Halen Piledriver with it, that'll show him to be a dick

by GHSteve October 7, 2010

Wisconsin Piledriver

The act of guffing in one's hand followed by them punching your partner with said hand.

Did you just wisconsin piledriver me, Charles?

by Rapeimus Prime August 8, 2009

Jacksonville Piledriver

A repetitive thrusting motion during sex, so hard, resulting in the penis to emerge from the females mouth.

Dude, last night i performed the most legendary jacksonville piledriver ive ever done. She fucking died.

by Orionn February 22, 2014

über anal piledriver

a sexual position that is like the anal piledriver, except that the man massages the woman's G-spot with his fingers while fucking her in the ass; it is called the über anal piledriver because it goes above and beyond the anal piledriver (German über means above or super)

She absolutely loved it last night when I surprised her with the über anal piledriver, a move I learned while backpacking through Germany 2 years ago.

by Überschwanz December 13, 2008