Skip to main content

picture hoarder 

One who takes photos, usually at fun events where other people would like to see said pictures, and fails to upload them or distribute them, ever.
Me friend, Boni, loves to take hundreds of great pictures that would be perfect for myspace or facebook but, unfortunately, she is a picture hoarder and these pictures will never be seen.
picture hoarder by jt1892 February 18, 2009

picture-whipped 

1) adj. The stage in a relationship that is reached when someone decides that all photographic representation of themselves must prominently display their significant other, especially holiday greeting cards, vacation photographs and their portrait on their blog and/or social networking site, usually inappropriately or in a tacky way and/or often at a stage in the relationship perceived as premature by family and acquaintances, resulting in the disapproval and disgust of others.
2) v. The act of being put into a state of picture-whipped.
Ex. 1) Mark's friends defriended him on facebook because he was too picture-whipped, sending out a cheesy holiday greeting card with him and his user girlfriend of one month dancing like elves.
2) It started with portraits of them together as gifts, but Zach knew his girlfriend was trying to picture-whip him once she changed his desktop background to her portrait, leading him to dump her before the situation lead to his-and-her matching sweaters.
picture-whipped by Mulechicken December 18, 2008

Picture Movie

Made possible by the moronic addition of successive, eerily similar pictures on Facebook, Picture Movies are when one cycles between 2 (or more, depending on the moron) pictures quickly in a photo album, producing an effect similar to animation.
Dude, that dumb bitch who always puts pictures of herself on Facebook is a fucking Picture Movie library. Look at these -- three in a row!

picture day 

The worst day in the school year. Everyone hates it because they believe they look ugly.
OMG BECKY!! I HATE PICTURE DAY IM SO HIDEOUS
picture day by MisterRaven October 17, 2017

picture whore 

1. Zoe
2. Jessopjessopjessop
"Zoe and Jessop are such picture whores"
picture whore by Ingram April 7, 2005

picture comments 

ones choosing of what to say about a particular picture being viewed
picture comments left:
<i>i like your hair in this picture!
</i>or
<i>you look so ____.
picture comments by samiLea November 14, 2007