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Failin' Palin

Ex-governor of Alaska and ex-vice presidential canidate who refuses to just fade away quitely- what with her book tours, TV deals, and that stupid "tea party". Continues to voice her opinion on everything as if her opinion really matters anymore.
Why won't Failin' Palin just shut up and go away already! She didn't win the vice presidency (thank goodness) and she's not even a governor anymore.
Failin' Palin by mdmsnw76 March 28, 2010
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PALIN FAIL 

A failure more epic than EPIC FAIL can indicate.
Sarah Palin's interview with Katie Couric was a PALIN FAIL.
PALIN FAIL by halo0 January 15, 2009
The exact representation of perfection incarnate.The simple act of looking her in the eyes will cause you to fall in-love.Her gorgeous eyes and beauty is pure extravagance! She is elegant with a touch of sweetness, kind-hearted and fun. If you ever have the fortune of meeting a princess by the name "Paulina" Consider yourself lucky!
Paulina is the utmost beautiful and marvelous lady to ever grace this earth.
Paulina by JollyAffliction February 5, 2013

Paliniosexual 

As opposed to a sapiosexual, a person who is sexually attracted to intelligence; a paliniosexual is a person sexually attracted to ignorance.
Pat Buchanan is sexually attracted to Sarah Palin; therefore, Pat Buchanan is a paliniosexual.
Paliniosexual by pari_passu September 10, 2010
Hungarian Fruit Brandy. Popular flavors are cherry or plum, but the "nem tudom" (meaning "I don't know") is a mixture of all the fruit brandies, and is also worth trying.
Janos: Uncle Lutzi's Palinka...
Zoltan: ...puts me under the table.
Palinka by Magda the Great February 3, 2010
Pauline's the smartest girl you'll ever meet. She has a great sense of humour and honestly you wish more people would recognise her greatness instead of being jelly little cunts because she's better than them. You'll try to seduce her many times but she's just too good for you.
Person 1: Wow that's Pauline over there!
Person 2: Who? The badass girl talking about underground chinese movies?
Person 1: Yeah!

Person 2: I need to know her...
Pauline by Simone G. December 27, 2012
Is the funniest and smartest girl alive.

She is beautiful and loves YouTube.

She is really tough and buff even if she is not as tall as the others.
she i an amazing friend and you can trust her with any secret (at least most)
she is very attractive and every guy falls head over toes for her,
but she "doesn't want anyone", and she'll say that over and over again that is if she isn't bragging about the guy she made out local social.
Pauline is the best friend you´ll ever get <3
Pauline is Amazing,beautiful,awesome and just a great friend