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used to throw at the year 7s
person 1: ill give you a fiver if you throw a panini at those year 7s
person 2: bet
panini by tipple nippler April 1, 2023
"You should kys, because that'd be panini of you!"

"Hey Tom, nice shot! That's pretty panini!"
Panini by !!MAYHEM!! December 23, 2023

panini head 

A person who is so dumb, that thier brain isn't even a brain anymore, it's just a panini. This is normally an insult if used by commoners, but if ever used on you by Chef Gordon Ramsey, you will be blessed beyond measure.
Gordon: HEY PANINI HEAD! ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?
panini head by Shimmiling._ December 2, 2017

Panini Press 

To shit on the edge of a toilet and press it down with the seat.
Bro, waffle stomping is for nerds, Panini Pressing is how you assert dominance in a public bathroom.
Panini Press by Poopman69420 March 16, 2019

panini pressed 

The act of being extra pressed , more than pressed one would say
I was playing with this guy on playstation , and he was so panini pressed that i kept killing him
panini pressed by oxfordickinme February 2, 2021

Panini press 

To sandwich oneself under an electric blanket with a weighted blanket on top of the electric blanket.
Its so rainy and cold that I am going to stay home and just panini press myself.
Panini press by Kelleycarnesofga October 4, 2021