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.com padre 

A friend on the internet ie. on Myspace, Facebook, AIM, etc.
It's O.K. if you're gay man, we can still be .com padres.
.com padre by Eric Downing February 26, 2008

cone-padre 

Equivalent to compadre from the Spanish term but can also mean bud, friend, or pal.
You see that guy over there, he is a real cone-padre
Sexy,Confident, and has a good heart
Omg la'padre has everything i would see in a man.
la'padre by 1234456676 May 6, 2018

Ur padre large gay

Ranks right in the middle of all the "ur (family member)" insults. Right after "ur dad lesbian" and one step below "ur granny tranny"
John: Ur dad lesbian
Gary: Ur Padre large gay

John: *spontaneously combusts, demon appears dragging John's soul into a fiery pit of eternal hell.*
Gary: *Becomes one with the heavens and the earth, equivalent to God*

Celestial Padre 

Pronunciation: /səˈlɛstiəl ˈpɑ dreɪ/ (This is a suggested phonetic pronunciation)
Definition:
1. Celestial Padre (phrase, proper noun) - In biblical comprehension, the Celestial Padre is the omnipotent, extraterrestrial creator of all entities. The Celestial Padre is a Diue of total power. It is responsible for the creation of the universe and all that exists within it.
Significance:
• It provides a specific term for a supreme, divine existence.
• It highlights the concept of an omnipotent and extraterrestrial creator with Latin roots.
• It implies a biblical conception of creation.
• It combines “celestial” to indicate the divine realm and “padre” to imply a paternal figure.
Examples:
• “Numerous believe the Celestial Padre created the universe and all existent entities.”
• “The Celestial Padre is considered to be all-knowing and all-powerful.”
• “Prayers are often directed to the Celestial Padre for protection and support.”
• “The concept of the Celestial Padre is central to many religious texts.”
• “Believers consider the Celestial Padre to be just, merciful, and compassionate.”
Celestial Padre by Dmitrio January 14, 2025

Stat Padder 

A player who looks at his stats and tries to make them better instead of trying to be a team player and doing what he needs to do for a win. Like in basketball, when a good rebounder is wide open in the paint and has the ball so he just tosses the ball at the rim for a few misses and rebounds it to make the stat sheet look better.
I hate Westbrook he a stat padder.
Stat Padder by Oggydyne October 3, 2019