oj simpson 

Has a big fuckin head....

It's abnormal! I mean, it's like a beach ball or something... God, he must've had custom-fitted football helmets.

oj simpson by bigtones January 21, 2005

Oj Simpson 

a man who was acquitted of murdering two people, his ex-wife and her male friend, though he did have to pay a fine, of which he has paid little. He was a famous football player. Reasons as to why he was found not guilty are sketchy, including a bloody glove that didnt fit OJ's hand, which presumably was used by the murderer, and pressure to find him not guilty based on race: the race card.

nicknamed the Juice. in 2007 OJ was convicted of several unrelated felonies.

The OJ Simpson case had a very controversial verdict.

"Man you just avoided punishment for beating up that kid! Kinda like OJ Simpson...the first time."

Oj Simpson by Haephestion February 3, 2008

oj simpson 

A fuckin nigger that killed two white people and got away with it.

Sheeit,oj simpson didn't bees doin it

oj simpson by Sir Whitey June 7, 2007

oj simpson 

The Juice was loose and Nicole and Ronald ended up with the noose.

I guess Robert Blake was tryin' to pull an O.J. on his wife, but that didn't work, either.

oj simpson by Mitch December 28, 2004

OJ Simpson 

1) A bad ass motherfucker

2) A real pimp

3) A nigger

1) Jake: "I wouldn't mess with OJ Simpson"

2) Bryce: "OJ Simpson was a proper pimp, most pimps just smack up their hoes, OJ killed his. He didn't take any chances"

3) Nick: "OJ Simpson is black"

OJ Simpson by Adam Sobieraj July 7, 2010

OJ Simpson 

A man who can get away with anything that is NOT armed robbery

OJ Simpson may have gotten away with murder, but he got caught trying to commit armed robbery.

OJ Simpson by Y'all are Stupid November 16, 2020

A.Y.D.O.J.S.W.D.I.G.Y.T.R.T.I.Y.O.O. 

stands for are you deaf or just stupid when did i give you the right to issue your own orders

Scaramouche: are you deaf or just stupid when did i give you the right to issue your own orders

Fatui: shut the fuck up he just said A.Y.D.O.J.S.W.D.I.G.Y.T.R.T.I.Y.O.O.

A.Y.D.O.J.S.W.D.I.G.Y.T.R.T.I.Y.O.O. by xoxkers February 13, 2022