no fly zone 

A social venue (eg. bar, club, lounge, house party) devoid of attractive females, the status of which can change based on shifting venue demographics and/or one's level of inebriation.

Dude, I thought you said there were going to be hella fine ladies. This place is a no fly zone.

It's okay, man. Here, have some Patron.

no fly zone by UrbanLexicologist April 6, 2010

The No Spin Zone 

Ironically named zone in which spin occurs in great abundance.

"I watched Bill O'Reilly the other night, and actually the No Spin Zone had quite a lot of spin."

"You don't watch his show much, do you?"

The No Spin Zone by spinstartshere April 13, 2006

no-tap zone 

An area containing a high concentration of females uninterested in being penetrated by men, such as a lesbian bar.

Dude 1: Hey man, that joint's packed with pussy!
Dude 2: Don't even think about it dude, that's a dyke bar. Total no-tap zone.

no-tap zone by ffnz July 5, 2010

No Fly Zone 

A topic to be avoided when in conversation because if you bring it up it triggers a very negative response or no response.

Husband to wife: Every time I bring up politics, finances, or current social issues you become irrational and emotional and say you can't talk about it. I feel like there are too many no fly zones!

No Fly Zone by Shamebow May 12, 2018

The No Spin Zone 

The place, on The O'Reilly Factor, in which it is claimed that politicians can not spin their arguments. But in truth, it is the place in which Bill O'Reilly can spin everything, and they can not even talk!

Guest: Well, I think that-

Bill O'Reilly: Fuck off, I hate you.

The No Spin Zone by Skelington December 1, 2003

no chill zone

You ain't got no chill, like you don't take shit lightly. Your zone is always turnt. There is no turning down when you are in your zone.

Rose had no chill zone when it came to tacos

no chill zone by Killahkelz567 April 7, 2015

No Parking Zone 

1) When a man is about to nail a woman anally but finds, to his dismay, that there is already a butt-plug situated in the confines of her anal region. She is a No Parking Zone

2) A helpful reminder that women in this state can wear on a sign around their necks

1) John (in his head): "Oh boy, I think I can sneak my Johnson in her ass tonight!" Upon finding a butt-plug conveniently (for Sarah) located in her shitter, he exclaims: "Aww! This bitch has a no parking zone!"

2) Steven: O dude! I would love to stick my custard-launcher into her butt!
Kareem: Hate to burst your bubble bro, but she has a "no parking zone" sign on her neck.
Steven: aww man. o well, lets smoke some bud
Kareem: That's the spirit!

No Parking Zone by Haewood Jablowmeeberg July 7, 2009