By the minty nipples of Marduk ! 

An expression of surprise and joy, by presumably referring to the nipples of a Babylonian god that were, for the sake of this expression, inordinately minty.

" By the minty nipples of Marduk !" this McRib sandwich is delicious !

By the minty nipples of Marduk ! by Cuneus Stern October 12, 2013

Nipplescooter 

Putting someone's nipple in your butthole and farting loudly until the nipple begins to vibrate violently.

Guy #1:Dude I gave my girlfriend a nipplescooter last night and shit all over her boob!

Guy#2: Holy shit that sounds so sexy, I'ma do that tonight!

Nipplescooter by The Boss Jawn August 24, 2011

nipplegasm 

An orgasm occurring due to stimulation of the nipple; with or without additional stimulation, the term remains the same if the triggering action was nipple play.

Then he grabbed my tits and pinched my nipples; I totally had a nipplegasm.

nipplegasm by BabyJebus June 26, 2010

gumby nipple 

The nipple of a breastfeeding woman immediately after breastfeeding, due to its taffy-like elasticity.

Father: Wow honey, what happenned to your nipple?

Mother: Nothing, why?

Father: It's big...and stretchy!

Mother: Oh, that's just my gumby nipple!

gumby nipple by The Anonymous Rho October 17, 2009

Mr Nipples 

The guy across the street who has pink yogurt lid sized nipples hanging from his man boobs that ALWAYS has his shirt off, blinding all that cross his path.

Mr Nipples is out shirtless again pulling the heads off of his roses. Good God man put on a shirt!

Mr Nipples by Wolf balls August 17, 2010

dad nipple 

A nipple that cannot surprise you in its shape, make up or size. It's years and years of experiences and weird growths culminating in what could be unrecognizable from its original self.

Is Gov Cuomo's nipple pierced or does he just have a dad nipple?

dad nipple by Juju Pablo Capote April 3, 2020

nipple braile 

The bumps around a woman's nipple.

My girlfriend's nipple braile says "suck here."

nipple braile by swankywanky March 15, 2011