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spunk nappy 

I thin but highly absorbant form of incontinence pants designed to prevent soiling ones trowsers due to the anal leakage of semen from a homosexual mans anal cavity
Bob you've got a wet patch, did you forget to wear your spunk nappy to work. We can all tell that last night you were subjected to a vigourous anal pounding
spunk nappy by Andrew-of-Apsley April 15, 2008

snappy nappy dugout

A vagina that is so hairy and smelly that even bigfoot would be scared to go into that jungle. One that requires the use of a machete just to get access to the juicy split. Eye protection must be worn at all times because a few of the hairs are no longer curly and may poke out your eye(s). Keep all moist surfaces alway due to the high build up of yeast infections. Eat at own risk!
Last night at Northgate, this nasty white girl walked by and the snappy nappy dugout was in full effect because everyone's eyes began to burn and many taught the club was being raided with tear gas.

Snappy nappy dougout 

A vagina that feels so good it would make you rob a corner store but naked with a nerf gun wit no nerf bullets
Last night after the club she gave me that snappy nappy dougout.

Imma kill her new boyfriend if she gave him that snappy nappy dougout
Snappy nappy dougout by Winstttt January 26, 2021

snappy nappy dug-out 

Another word for the vagina, aka:
axe wound, box, coochie, cooze, cunt, figa (Italian), Gyna, Holiest of holies, pussy, slit, snatch, twat, etcetera etcetera... made famous in the movie 'Friday', and likely never heard outside of that film.
Its all 'bout da snappy nappy dug-out. Gotsta get dat pussy!

slappy nappy 

if having a tough time falling asleep, you masturbate until you then fall asleep.
Josh "what you so happy about?"

Robert "just had me a slappy nappy."

Josh "you cum?"

Robert "dur."
slappy nappy by haunted_milksteak November 1, 2011

Second Hand Spunky Nappy 

An article of clothing worn by a poor or twisted homosexual gentleman to allow him :

1. the senstion of his, and others, baby-gravy against his brown-eye.
2. to stifle the leakage of his boyfriend's population paste from the chocolate donut.
I hear Dave is so broke these days that he has had to resort to wearing a second hand spunky nappy of Jason's. He's mixing the goo round back.