Negro naming is considered one of the finest arts in black society. Often the mother will randomly choose letters from the alphabet, and from there throw in vowels where necessary.
Another way to negro name is for the mother to recall the last rapper she slept with and use selected sounds from his beatboxes.
Kyrondo: "Yo mon, my mams' jus' dropped another lil' homes on Weinsday."
Shaniquious: "Che, that wom' was all up me son! REE CHRIST!"
Kyrando: "Whateva son, my mam's got some tite negro naming skills!"
When a group of musicians who aren't that great name their band something super cool. Usually you will here this band's name and be like "oh damn" and go look it up. You will be disapointed.
Mitch: Dude I heard about this band "Attack Attack!" last week and it sounded cool so I looked them up.
Alec: That's a sick name! I'm going to check them out!
Mitch: No don't bother. There was some Shady Band Naming going on...