Marin is a very lovely tall puppy dog of a boy. He's the Clifford
the Big Red Dog of wonderful happy boys. The only thing stopping you from turning to stone from his charming gaze are his glasses which double as protective lenses to save people (from his charming gaze).
His English is better than yours and he's smarter than everyone in the room combined. His hair is always fantastic and when he gets high he needs to hold your hand constantly, but it's okay, because his silky smooth grip reminds you of your time
in your mother's comfy womb.
He is friends with everyone, from Canadians to cannibals. When he walks
down the street, people go, "god damn, he's one baaaaaaaaaaaad Marin!" He even puts the US Marines to shame.