Manitoba Milkbag

Similar to the Chicago Mustache, except the person on the bottom is wearing a snowsuit and the person on the top has drank milk all day instead of eating corn.

I was watching "How I met your mother" and got so turned on that the next day I only drank milk and then gave your mother a Manitoba Milkbag that night!

Manitoba Milkbag by ski9600 September 1, 2009

manitoba moose 

Possibly the best name for any organized hockey team ever.
They are a team that is baised out of Winnipeg Manitoba. They play in the MTS center. And they Also have the best logo ever

"Hey, the what is the best hockey team ever?"
"The Manitoba Moose you idiot"

manitoba moose by MEH 38 February 27, 2008

Manitoba Snow Cone 

A sexual act that describes you dipping your cock into a pile of jizz, covering your cock in white jizz making it look like a snow cone hence the name, then stuffing your snow cone cock back into a girl's ass and screwing her so hard that you push her arms out from under her and hump her across the floor.

From Rules of Engagement Season 1 Episode 2

Russel: Alright, we both agree your fiance is a horn dog. Which is why I think we should ask for the Manitoba Snow Cone...
Adam: Stop saying 'we', okay? And I'm not asking for anything off of your list of humorously named... sex acts.

Manitoba Snow Cone by PMunster March 25, 2010

Manitoba mascara 

Manitoba mascara: when it's so cold outside, frost from your breath condenses on your eyelashes, moustache, eyebrows, etc., refreezes, and looks as if you'd applied blue-white mascara primer.

Gord, panting: My run was great! I hit the wall, but pushed through and finished the Manitoba Winter Marathon under my personal best time!
Rick: Gordo, go melt off your Manitoba mascara. Dude, you look like a Kardashian right after a facial.
Anne: More like a bukkake victim.
Rick: Yeah, a basketball bukkake victim.
Gord, wiping his face with his scarf: Ugh! Thanks for telling me, eh? I will steam myself clean over a mug of Tim Horton's coffee immediately.

Manitoba mascara by hirish February 18, 2011

Manitoba Elementary School 

A bunch of self-absorbed, hypocrites that think they will have long enduring relationships at the beginning of the year but end up hating each other for a dumb reason. A school that is very not recommended. Dropping grades and horrible people, with close-minded teachers and staff. Little to no Trump supporters and yeah..Just trash honestly...but add me on snapchat hxnixdxd....and on insta @hxkvs....yeahh...oof

You ever heard of that ghetto ass school Manitoba Elementary School?

Manitoba Elementary School by oofandtidepods February 2, 2018

Manitoba Handshake 

A term of endearment, normally used after you get stabbed in Winnipeg.

Hey buddy man, heard you received a Manitoba Handshake last weekend! Hope you’re doing better, eh?

Manitoba Handshake by electrocaine November 15, 2021

Manitoba Milkshake 

When you jiz into the belly button of the slut, filling it to the brim with hot loads of semen, let it sit for optimal amount of time waiting for it to thicken, pull out a straw and force them to slurp it up.

I made this bitch choke after serving her a Manitoba Milkshake

Manitoba Milkshake by KurtMoore March 7, 2011