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maliesha 

a beautiful unique girl who is extremely funny and sweet.

loud and has a lot of backbone.
girls wanna be her friend,guys want her to be theirs.

often the one her friends go to, but never tells their secrets.
a trustworthy and bold person who isnt scared to fight and be blunt.
she is usually taken or has her eyes on the prize.
guy#1:I want a girl like maliesha.
guy#2:Yeah me too,she's a funny,athletic super hottie.
guy#3: Hey guys, stop talking about my girlfriend like im not right HERE!!!

girl#1:I wish I was maliesha's twin or something.

girl#2:Same, she's always with some guys or her boyfriend or besties.
girl#3:Plus, I heard she's a great friend and isnt scared to fight or stand up and out.
maliesha by Aqua Marine June 6, 2016
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mallese by troika_2 December 3, 2019
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Weegee 's older brother. Not to be confused with Meegee , which is really Mario with the Weegee Virus. His stare is just as deadly as Weegee's.
Malleo: To end the faggotry of Meegee...
Malleo by Bluekingice September 30, 2008

Malleus Maleficarum 

A witch-hunter's guidebook, written in 1486 by German Dominican monks Jakob Sprenger and Heinrich Kramer, and arguably one of the most blood-soaked and hateful books in history.

The main purpose of the "Malleus Maleficarum", or "The Hammer Against Witches", was to refute all arguments that witchcraft did not exist, refute those who were skeptical about its reality, to prove that witches were more often women than men, and to educate magistrates on the how to find witches and convict them.

This book reflects that Sprenger and Kramer not only severely lacked a sense of humor and were obsessed with sex, but also that they had major issues with women; the book singles women out as the weaker sex, weaker in faith, lustful and easy by nature, and thus easy prey for Satan's coaxing. The men even went so far as to state the etymology of "femina" (Latin for "woman") as "fe" ("faith") + "minus" ("less"), which it is not.

Indeed, the book uses the exclusively feminine "malefica" rather than the masculine (and more inclusive) "maleficus" to denote witches, a strong implication that only women were witches in their eyes. Also, Sprenger and Kramer stated that old women and Jews were most likely witches and should never be trusted.

The Malleus Maleficarum accuses witches of cannibalistic infanticide, casting evil spells to harm their enemies, and holding the power to steal men’s penises (even make them come to life). It goes on to give accounts of witches committing these crimes.

The Malleus also delves deeply into the Bible, astrology, and philosophy, as this book was published during the Renaissance.

This whole book is one long tirade not just against women, but also heretics, independent thinkers, romantic lovers, the sensitive passions, human sexuality, and compassion.
The reasoning and logic used are bewilderingly outlandish... as horrible as the the images and reasoning are, they are also so ridiculous that it would be funny if the subject matter were not so grim.

Amazingly, in its day, this book of intolerance and persecution was second most popular after the Bible.
Thousands of innocents were killed because of Sprenger and Kramer, because of the hysteria and paranoia that they sparked, eventually leading to the Burning Times.
"What else is a woman but a foe to friendship-! They are evil, lecherous, vain, and lustful. All witchcraft comes from carnal lust, which is, in women, insatiable."
-The Malleus Maleficarum

That sums up the tone of the book. Here's more:

"When a woman thinks alone, she thinks evil."

“For though the devil tempted Eve to sin, yet Eve seduced Adam. And as the sin of Eve would not have brought death to our soul and body unless the sin had afterwards passed on to Adam, to which he was tempted by Eve, not by the devil, therefore she is more bitter than death.” (Kramer, Question 6)

"She is a liar by nature."

"...they have slippery tongues... they are intellectually like children... she is more carnal than a man, as is clear from her many carnal abominations."

And on and on; it's basically the work of two sexually repressed, frustrated monks who were so alienated towards women that the only way that they could deal with women was to slander them. They basically claimed that women were frivolous, stupid, dirty, weak, emotionally unstable, faithless trollops who were up to no good.

Because of the Malleus Maleficarum, women could be accused to witchcraft because a few men had an erotic dream about her or because she made a correct prediction about the weather or some other mundane thing that could be logically explained.
Malleus Maleficarum by Lorelili February 21, 2009

Gutter Mallet

Gutter: Repulsive, Nasty and Embarrassing
Mallet: Destroys, Demolishes and Crushes
Gutter Mallet by Bittyrock August 20, 2012
Malie originates from the pacific island and so lets start by saying that Malie is one of the most beautiful girls you will ever see and she is most likely too be your prettiest friend. If you know a Malie she may make you jealous and attract all the boys that you want but don't worry, she is too kind of a friend to take your man. For the most part, if you know a Malie, keep her... because soon, every boy and even girl will be head over heels in love with her.
John: Look its Malie!

Steve: she is the girl of my dreams
John: she is the girl of everyone's dreams john.
Local to the West Coast of Scotland (especially Glasgow) & having been used since the late 1960's/early 1970's to describe in slang terms, the act of head butting another individual (see also Malky)

I'm led to believe that it's also been used in printed stories & rhymes, again locally in the Glasgow/West of scotland area, by the likes of the Glaswegian poet & wordsmith, Liz Lochhead, (who was invited to read some of her work to my schools drama classes, during the school year 1981 - 82).
"...Ho, see that dobber over there that's lookin at me oot the corner o his eye, he's gettin a dose o the malkies afff a me, if he doesn'y gee it a by."
malkie by Mmalkie June 21, 2006