malakas

Greek for motherfucker, wanker or asshole. Can sometimes be used as a greeting between friends (malaka).

Originates from the word malakia, meaning masturbation or mistake.

Example 1:

-ARE YOU MALAKAS? WHY DID YOU PARK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD?

Example 2:

-What's up re malaka?
-Long time no see!

malakas by X28JC June 24, 2021

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Malakai

Primate, usually found only on the Virgin Islands but was recently also discovered in south florida. His primary food source is his own mucus which he harvests with his bare hands by blowing his breaths through his nose. This is a very aggressive species which is hard to tame, however it has been reported, that if you throw a banana at it, it will calm down and will be easier to handle. Like a monkey.

Malakai : Ugh..ugh...I beat you up.
Metrosexual Peace-Loving Individual: Throws a banana and walks away.

Malakai by JoseFromdahoods January 18, 2009