Attempting to accomplish a goal (kick ass) with some possible success only to wind up falling on your own ass. Having to try harder than the average person to reach the same success. A repeated accomplishment followed up by repeated embarrassing failures.

Melvin was a good looking guy but his halitosis made the women gag, he was about as successful with dating as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.

one legged man in an ass kicking contest by EmmasTatDad July 24, 2014

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Three-legged bitch

A term used to describe a person who can’t keep a secret.

I’m gonna roll over on you like a three-legged bitch!

Three-legged bitch by BaronTvirus May 27, 2019

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Do one legged ducks swim in circles?

If someone asks if an answer is correct, and its clearly obvious to everyone it is, then the retort is "do one legged ducks swim in circles?"

"Is the sky blue?"
"Do one legged ducks swim in circles?"

Do one legged ducks swim in circles? by Dubster May 25, 2003

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three legged hyena

When a person in need of a lay has made several attempts at scoring with slumpbuster things being desperate and the onset of boom boom backup at hand, one digs deep into the ugly for a three legged hyena. This individual is, well, hideous and serves only one purpose, to release the pressure and help get back on track scoring.

Damn did you see _____ last night? That sure was a three legged hyena they went home with!

three legged hyena by BossSaxo July 27, 2017

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