leafysoup is a horny sleep deprived teen who’s obsessed with his boyfriend, Tiffany Oiler (from Adventure Time), and is a huge masochist with weird and specific kinky fantasies

“hey Leafy how are you?”
Leafy: “i want tiffany to embrace me from behind as he slowly cuts my throat open with that knife he keeps down his pants”
“ah classic Leafy Soup”

Leafy Soup by leafysoup November 21, 2021

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Leafy screaming

Leafy Screaming is a term that is used to describe someone who is extremely scared of loud noises and dislikes horror. This type of person can often be heard screaming loud enough to be heard from a mile away.

The Urban Dictionary term 'Leafy Screaming' is used to describe someone who, upon hearing loud noises, screams extremely loudly, making their voice sound similar to that of YouTube-famous character Leafy.

Leafy screaming by leafther February 22, 2024

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Leaky Seff

When you insert a butt plug into your rectum, after this you consume an entire bottle of horse laxatives. You now wait, a few minutes later you do the child pose stretch with your bottom facing the floor, once the pressure is great enough to force out the butt plug leading to a jet like spray of feces.

The doctor said I needed to clear my bowels ASAP, so I decided to try the Leaky Seff.

Leaky Seff by I Love ABG's October 22, 2025

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Imus learn some better manners

What "The Don" should have said to himself before he ever became a radio personality.

It actually took a debate with Al Sharpton to get "The BIG I" to admit that, "Imus learn some better manners" --- yeah, no s**t, Sherlock!

Imus learn some better manners by QuacksO October 16, 2018

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