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Krusty Burger 

When your significant other has decided to stop sleeping with you yet still goes to bed dressed only in a thong and a tshirt. You jerk off until you come between her buttcheeks. Thereby creating a Krusty Burger in the morning when she has to pee.
Her:"i'm not in the mood"
You:"ok"
2 hours later
squeege
6 hours later when she gets up
cruuuuuuuuuuuussssssssssssttttt!!!

You:"he he Krusty Burger yum
Krusty Burger by Leftimus Maximus January 27, 2009
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A girl who is gorgeous, and a total sweetheart. She's got everything a guy could ask for.
My girlfriend's alright, but she's not Kristie.
Kristie by snoboardalways July 30, 2008
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A very beautiful girl that may not be the tallest woman on the planet. Very shy, but super crazy. One knows how to be kind and caring. Loves to be a part and make good of ones life. She falls, but always gets back up. Loves to have fun. and goes great with her guy. (names that start with c-t).specifically loves d's for some reason. Down to earth. beautiful yet has the brains too.
"Hey did you check out the new girl? she seems so cute and friendly."

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The person you're going to envy!
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If you have a Kristina, Keep a hold of that woman!
Mark: There's a Kristina who likes me "/
Kyle: DUUDE!! You have to ask her out!
Mark: O.O
A fair skinned rural goddess. Sharp tongued and quick witted. Sexy as hell.
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