Kinder egg

Chocolate egg made by Fererro that could be compared to a Happy Meal except for the fact that it's small, made out of chocolate and doesn't taste like shit. The toys inside are mildly entertaining if you are under 9 years old, but the plastic container can be filled with water/sand/similar substance, and thrown at people - hopefully exploding at impact.

Guy 1: Hey, remember those Kinder Surprise eggs from back in the day?

Guy 2: No

Guy 1: Oh

Kinder egg by quas August 25, 2005

Kinder Surprise 

The action whereby a boy will prematurely jizz into a girl's face, in preparation for oral sex, immediately after removing his boxers.

I took a guy home the other night and he kinder surprised me!

Kinder Surprise by Sicilian Lunchbox April 15, 2010

kinder bueno 

No problem, all good

Can you please send me those changes....kinder bueno. Will do.
No
Wi

kinder bueno by chocolate producer October 27, 2010

Kinder egg

A child egg

Guy 1: I ate a kinder egg

Guy 2 : mmm a child egg

Guy 3 : I ate 23 childern mmmm

Kinder egg by tajmahal December 22, 2018

Kinder's 

the best BBQ food in the Bay Area. The meat is top shelf, first broken up and rolled then fired on the grill to smoke

On April 20th you must go eat at Kinder's

Kinder's by mikyryty October 19, 2015

Kinder Egg

Someone dark-haired on the outside, but completely blonde on the inside. An inner ditz, even if he/she doesn't seem like it.

Friend: "Did you hear about the answer she gave in history today? She's such a blonde!"
You: "No way... she doesn't seem like a blonde."
Friend: "That's a kinder egg for you."

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Teacher: "Can you tell me where New York is?"
Kinder Egg: "Um... on a map?"

Kinder Egg by La_Nina February 18, 2010

Kinder Egg Side of YouTube 

The part of YouTube in which channels dedicate to videos around Kinder Eggs and Play-doh usually being based on popular Disney/Dreamworks/Pixar movies (eg Inside Out, How to Train Your Dragon).

Person 1- "Oh man, how the fuck did I end up going from a review of Inside Out to 'Play Doh SADNESS Stop Motion Inside Out! Disney Pixar Playdough Animación de Inside Out'"
Person 2- "Welcome to the Kinder Egg Side of YouTube."

Kinder Egg Side of YouTube by FoxofGrey October 6, 2015