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Kevin De Bruyne 

The best midfielder in the world. There shouldn’t be a debate because that man can see anything and carries Man City on his back. The only people who don’t agree are United fans that are trying to get likes and retweets on Football Twitter
It shouldn’t be a debate that Kevin De Bruyne is the best midfielder in the world, but a bunch of United football Twitter virgins disagree
Kevin De Bruyne by citeh citeh citeh September 23, 2020
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Kevin Palmer Hat-Trick 

In ice hockey, achieving the feat of scoring a goal, scoring on ones own goal, and suffering a debilitating injury all in the same game. Named after the first and only player to do so. Often joked about in beer league games but never accomplished.
He had a sweet goal but knocked the puck into his own net on the next play. All he needs now is to break his leg and he'll have a Kevin Palmer Hat-Trick.
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Kevin's Heart 

The heart of a cheater. A heart which in the literal sense belongs to the cheater.

Coined by rapper J.Cole in the song "Kevin's Heart", the phrase references actor / comedian Kevin Hart, who in 2017 was famously filmed cheating, on his pregnant wife in a now viral video, captured by Miami paparazzi.
Lisa: "... and that's how i found him fucking that bitch" Nicole: "Damn girl ... he had Kevin's Heart all along :'(.

kevin cross

Kevin Cross is your typical cool black guy with a thick 10 inch black cock. He could fuck your bitch any day of the week, but he won’t because of his Christian beliefs.
Hey, it’s Kevin Cross! I can tell because of his huge black dick! I can trust him around my bitch because he loves the Lord :-)
kevin cross by Nice Guy 101 May 21, 2019

Kevin woah 

When you see Kevin and you're so surprised by his unfathomable forehead that you exclaim "woah"
"Holy shit it's Kevin"
"Damn his forehead is so massive and shiny"
"Kevin woah"
Can also be extended depending on the shininess of Kevin's forehead
"Kevin wooooaaaahhhhh"
Kevin woah by Keeeee1234 March 28, 2022

Kevin Keller 

The ultimate gay best friend;Has a thing for bad boys and football players
"Oh my god, he's such a Kevin Keller!"

Kevin the Fortnite Cube 

A giant cube from lightning that appeared on the battle royale island making havoc until he sunk into a lake, soon to be re-christened from loot lake to leaky lake. He attached himself onto an island and flew into the air, leaving consumable cubes called shadow stones that allow you to become invisible and to resist fall damage. Kevin travelled all around the map again, on the bottom of the giant floating island. Finally, once he reached his starting location, loot/leaky lake, he exploded. the island broke into three main pieces with remnants of a house on them. Recently, it exploded again and made a new island in loot lake, shattering the eyes of people who were in a match in that time. It made a butterfly and the butterfly landed on some lucky people.