Keeping Up with Thursday 

An alternative to 'keeping up with the joneses', although hardly used in the common English lexicon. Other examples include--

A) In expression, used to describe surprise and happiness for the end of the week - Friday, a day in which school is typically over, or for those in work. It can be used also for Thursday itself, for people waiting for the week to be over.

B) A title for a popular webcomic of the same name, about two mousethieves in London with a knack for stealing. The title stems from the fact that the main character, Patrick, was known as the 'Thursday Thief', for his crimes coincidentally happening on that day. Hence, people are trying to 'keep up with Thursday.'

C) A term used to describe the end result of an orgasm during sexual intercourse; the success of a wonderful night in bed with your mate and/or lover. Commonly used in the United Kingdom, though included in the United States in some instances.

This is it--- this is it... Why, I... I... Oh goodness, my love! I can't believe it! I have been keeping up with Thursday! HA HA, this is delicious!

Keeping Up with Thursday by Salamander Ferret May 30, 2011

keelhaul 

Keelhauling was a form of punishment for sailors at sea. The sailor was tied to a rope looped beneath the vessel, thrown overboard, and then dragged under the keel and up the other side.

Keelhauling was generally a death sentence since it could take as long as three minutes, and perhaps longer, to walk the ropes all the way back to the stern. Often the ropes caught and dragged on barnacles on the ship's hull: the barnacles ripped the victim's clothing and skin to shreds as he was dragged along.

Dont fuck with me, I'll keelhaul youra ss

keelhaul by Sallos June 4, 2004

Keelia

Prettiest girl you will ever meet. Always up for a good time, but she puts her goals first; if she needs to study instead of drinking she will. That's wht makes her so great because once she finally does go out, it's worth it. She's so much fun and is not egocentric at all. She has beautiful eyes and the kindest smile and will make you feel good about yourself. Even if you want to just watch a movie or play a game, she's there. She is there for her friends and has a humour that is hard to find. She's helpful when giving advice and can calm you down if you're stressed. She has great style, isn't afraid to relax and let her hair down. She's extremely driven and is very positive. When you find a Keelia do't let her go! She will introduce you to her love of cats, good alcoholic beverages, and is always honest with you. If you meet a Keelia, your life will get dramatically better. You will never be the same!

"Yo can I holla at yo girl Keelia?"

"F**k that, she's all mine. Good luck finding one of your own."

"You guys are idiots, Keelia doesn't belong to anyone.. she's so independent you'd be hitting high scores if you even got her number."

Keelia by thenewthrill January 28, 2013

Keeley Hazell 

Keeley Hazell is a 21 yr old british glamour model with great boobs. She has been on the front of lots of magazine covers.

random guy 1: omg keeley hazell!
random guy 2: kool! i like her tits!

Keeley Hazell by Tony Scarface Montana October 17, 2008

Keel-Sa 

A Haryanvi phrase meaning "a lanky and extremely skinny individual". Often used as a form of profanity.

Frustrated at Brian, Anna yelled "you FUCKING KEEL-SA!!" in an attempt to express her hatred for him.

Keel-Sa by ekta_y September 5, 2011

keep on keeping on

The act of doing what you have been doing but an encouragement to do it more.

Often used when talking to others about what they should be doing "make sure you keep on keeping on"

keep on keeping on by Eumeus March 1, 2014

even keel 

When a person's emotions are under control, balanced and steady.

Keel is nautical for the underneath of a watercraft that floats on water, like a ship that's going with the flow. And, even can mean smooth, so even keeled means the person is like floating through life in a smooth and even manner

The class bullies tried to get Ben to react to their taunting, but he remained even keeled, steady and as cool as a cucumber.

even keel by mplsrae July 16, 2018