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Alex Jones syndrome 

When a person, usually prone to conspiracies, takes a fact that vaguely resembles what a conspiracy theorist (Alex Jones) claims, and then ignores their much larger unsubstantiated/incorrect claim that is actually being disputed.
Alex Jones: The reason there is so many gay people is because the government is using a gay bomb made by the pentagon to turn people gay, they already turned the majority of frogs in the US gay.

Actual news that comes out: A pesticide atrazine, can cause a hormonal imbalance in frogs that makes them turn female.

Conspiracy theorist with Alex Jones syndrome: “OMG Alex Jones was right again!”

123 Jones Street 

An action i.e to talk on the phone or conversation face to face that shows that you are interested in a person. Jonesin or to Jones
Damn!!! He stay on 123 Jones Street with KayBee
123 Jones Street by Playgirl2782 October 30, 2008

Ysabel Jones Samsonite Romanov

a girl who moves from guy to guy in a close circle of friends, typically being of asian descent, and having no leverage on either cleavage nor buttocks, so basically flat.
chris-"hey i heard you hooked up with a girl last night."

mike-"yeah i did but then i realized she was a total Ysabel Jones Samsonite Romanov."

Jones Soda 

Jones Soda.

A trendy soda company that uses amateur photography on their bottles. They use unconventional flavors and colors for their soda.

Jones Soda is probably run by a bunch of dirty hippies.
Jones Soda by DJ Gorilla December 6, 2006

Jimbo Jones Shake Down 

Another word for having sex with zach dunn. Obviously this have yet to occure.
I swear, i saw somebody doing the Jimbo Jones Shake down in a lazy boy at sears

greasy as a jesse jones sausage 

being broke as hell,bumming,being a mooch...also known as being greasy
That motherfucker is bumming change,he's greasier than a jesse jones sausage.Damn that dude is always bumming cigarettes,he's greasy as a jesse jones sausage